The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut - Page 19

RudyHuxtable · #**181** March 4th, 2005, 07:06 PM

Howdy Hut Fans!

As it turns out, profits for the Hut are up by 7,293%.

I'm starting to get swamped with work, and would like to hire a general manager. I'm taking applications.

Now, preferably the GM would be a woman, mid-20s, stunningly attractive and a lover of dorks.

I'll settle for one of you!

Bon Appetit!

Strategia_In_Ultima · #**182** March 4th, 2005, 07:27 PM

Perhaps you could take a leaf out of the B&G book... I believe they use clones of actresses and other celebrity bombshells with tweaked likings as FBWs... perhaps time to set up a little cloning operation, no?

tyrrian · #**183** March 4th, 2005, 07:31 PM

other than that being a woman part, i fit the bill... can i be your new manager? i'm kidding, of course. i doubt the continual explosions, dimensional rifting, and near-apocalyptic events would be good for my health. but i would like a Nova please, with a side of Phong Phries.

Strategia_In_Ultima · #**184** March 4th, 2005, 07:42 PM

I think Brick won't like your taking Phong Phries... and btw they're on the children's menu.

No, I was thinking more, like, clone, say, Hilary Swank and get her to be GM. Would also cut down on costs as she wouldn't need a bodyguard if she gets harassed. And she'd be an excellent asset in a possible future war between the Hut and the B&G. (The Second Bar War - BWII. BWI was already terrible, BWII will be even worse. I suspect carnage everywhere. Not to think about BWIII... Man I can't even imagine what weapons will be used to decide the BWIII, though I do know that BWIV will be fought with rocks and sticks... who am I (almost) quoting here? Those who know get a free Dimensional Rupture! (stabilizers included))

RudyHuxtable · #**185** March 4th, 2005, 10:08 PM

Okay so anticipating Bar War II, I hear one yay for Hilary Swank.

I'm a fan of Salma Hayek myself. Sexy accent, ample "assets" on both ends, and short. I like em short. I sent her an email an hour ago.

Any other female requests? I'll try to get Hil and Salma to work together... scantily of course.

Strategia_In_Ultima · #**186** March 5th, 2005, 12:59 PM

*DON'T* let them know... just clone them off and tweak their brains a bit

RudyHuxtable · #**187** March 5th, 2005, 01:14 PM

OHHH OHHH

Strategia smart! Me like Strategia idea! He brains!

Okay so two clones. They're cooking right now. In the oven. 375 degrees.

Any other female clones guys? lemme know. Frankly I'll make an entire staff, who will work for free, of beautiful women. Celebrity and non-celebrity. In the oven.

Strategia_In_Ultima · #**188** March 5th, 2005, 02:07 PM

375 degrees... Centigrade or Farenheit?

NullAshton · #**189** March 5th, 2005, 05:54 PM

Bar wars II? Ooo...

Strategia_In_Ultima · #**190** March 5th, 2005, 06:18 PM

It hasn't started yet. I imagine the poor sods over at the B&G are still recuperating from BWI (also known as the Great War or the Drench War) and that their defenses are weakened and their offensive troops low on morale... hmm..... TO BATTLE!!!!!