The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Of course you can. You just need to substitute Newtonian physics for Einstienian physics with a little space-time manipulation.

[NullAshton]

These rules are set in stone in the universe to prevent bad things from happening.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

And your forces leave the transports first, right?

No, just kidding. I think it's best if my Heavy Armor Armies unload first, as they can take lots of damage.

And I haven't heard any votes about to whom the leadership of the Hut Defense Forces should go.....?

Those on the list can't vote. If you vote and then supply ships, your name will come on the list and your vote will be forfeit. Anyone can supply ships or units. Anyone who does so will be placed on the list.

We move out once we have the combined forces of five people's militaries supporting us.

[NullAshton]

8 Trojan I's join the fleet, each with a full load of Zipper VI's.

More forces

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Oh, suuure..... you just gotta blam them FOR them.

Fictional scene:

The Heavy Armor Divisions, escorted by NA's Origami troops, move through a street nearby. One of the B&G'S military offshoot bases lies in ruins. Woundwort was caught in the blast. Wounded, but not severely so, he lifts himself up from the wreckage and grabs an intact submachinegun lying nearby.

Strategia, overviewing the wreckage, spots Woundwort lifting his weapon. In response, he grabs the heavy machine gun slugn over his back and points it in Woundwort's direction.[/i]

"Well Woundwort? Looks like you're losing....."

"We're going along just fine, thank you."

"I think not. The Hut military is approaching the B&G. The remnants of your military and what's left of your patrons is preparing for a last stand there. My Artillery divisions will flatten the place in half an hour."

"You're lying. Barry'll eat all your troops."

"Barry is dead, Woundwort. The Mechanized Infantry divisions dispatched him hours ago. His corpse has already been dumped into the Pacific."

"The velociraptors will kill your tank crews."

"They're all gone too. Now, time to die."

Woundwort reacts quickly. He open up with the submachinegun and sprays Strategia's general area with bullets. Strategia ducks for cover behind a piece of building debris.

Strategia lifts up the heavy machine gun and aims it at Woundwort, who reacts with another burst of fire. When he stops to reload, Strategia opens up with the heavy weapon.

Loud explosions in rapid succession tear through the air. High-caliber bullets fly towards Woundwort. The former second-in-command of the B&G forces gets hit over twenty times. In the end, he falls down.

He is most definitely dead.

See? Enough blam.

[NullAshton]

NOOOOOOOO! You killed the velociraptors!

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

"Here is the inventory of current military forces, Sir!"

[NullAshton]

Is that for me or for Rudy?

[RudyHuxtable]

Null, I want you and Strategia to go start making absurd threats at the B&G. I'll follow up with a peace offering, which will be false, and then threaten them with bread pudding.

GO GO GO!

[NullAshton]

Why?