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April 8th, 2005, 09:01 AM
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Re: U.S.S. Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
The food-processing robots shall save us!
The angry Akah is promtly shredded into tiny bitesize pieces by the robots.
New menu item! Chopped Angry Akah!
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April 8th, 2005, 09:14 AM
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But are they BBQ'd?
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April 5th, 2005, 05:50 AM
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Just to make Kerensky turn green with jealousy, Strategia parks his COMCA (25000kT) next to Kerensky's Super Monitor and enters.
"Well well well..... nice comparison ain't it?"
Kerensky's color instantly changes from green to something that looks rather like the distilled EEE he's holding.
"Just gimme a Galactic Core, extra strong, please. I've got a bit of a headache from when my Dreadnaught blew up again at Thaddis Sabbah."
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April 5th, 2005, 07:58 AM
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El Phil parks his 500kt cloakable star killer in between the COMCA and Super Monitor
"Nice ships you boys have got. Over compensating for something are you?"
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April 5th, 2005, 08:23 AM
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I'm happy with this small neutronium hut. Oh, and there's the cloaked dreadnaughts outside...
Ashton gets his distillted Eee, and starts drinking it.
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April 5th, 2005, 02:28 PM
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Strategia lets his COMCA rotate to face the neutronium Hut. A precision strike then follows, neatly taking out the standing-wave gravitational hologram remote-projector without even making the slightest of scorchmarks on the hull.
From now on if Ashton wants to talk to people on the ground he'll have to go down himself.
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April 5th, 2005, 02:29 PM
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A new holoprojector is rapidly placed on the hull of the hut.
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April 18th, 2005, 07:20 AM
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When Strategia walks in, he finds the Hut surprisingly empty, and all the escape pods have been used up.
A tumbleweed scurries along the floor.
Then he spots - IT.....
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April 18th, 2005, 08:33 AM
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If you've been playing with the cloning machine again, I'm going to kick you out of the Hut.
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April 18th, 2005, 09:05 AM
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I don't think you can clone an evil demonically possessed jukebox and get a possibly evil maybe demonically but certainly possessed fruit machine...
Not without some very serious mad science and evil physics at least. 
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