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Old June 23rd, 2005, 02:11 PM
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26. If you try using your own 'modifications' to your lightsaber in combat, and accidentally blow something up.
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27. If your light saber is also your razer.
28. If your the reason why warning labels were added to Light Sabers
29. If you became a Jedi only to meet chicks
30. You speeder has a Light Saber rack.
31. If you named your light Saber after your mother/sister.
32. The fact that you named your light saber
33. You think the little Green guy would make for some "my'tee fine eat'n."
34. If you have ever used your light saber to skin a TaunTaun.
35. If you practice throwing your light saber at the broad side of a barn without using force powers.
36. If you have ever used an R2 unit for sex.
37. If You are heavily attracted to female wookiee's
38. If your X-wing is painted Orange with blue stripes and white stars.
39. If you think teenage girls are space angels come to rescue you.
40. If you have ever lit a cigerret with your light saber.
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Han Solo is a redneck?
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41. Your Varmint rifle has an eletronic scope and night vision



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You might be a redneck Jedi if...

42. you forsake your Jedi robes for a pair of blue jeans, a baseball cap, and a pod racing t-shirt.
43. force powers means never having to look for the remote control again.
44. you have a mullet that isn't made of tentacles.
45. one of your force powers is spitting tobacco over really long distances.
46. while blasters might be too random, a bow and arrows with a stick of dynamite never fails to find its mark.
47. you find storm trooper helmets make mighty fine spit buckets.
48. your x-wing has bumper stickers.
49. one or more of the parts or your x-wing are held on by duct tape.
50. you refer to the Death Star's primary weapon as the super varmit gun.
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51. You hunt womp rats.
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Please avoid posting spoilers here, NullAshton, especially in response to someone who has already stated he hasn't read the books.

The New Jedi Order series starts with Vector Prime by R. A. Salvatore. The rest of the books were written by several different authors, most good, some less so, but the general plot is quite good. If you decide partway through a particular book that it's not very good, you should still finish it to avoid missing plot points that will be important in later, better books. The full list is:

Vector Prime
Dark Tide I: Onslaught
Dark Tide II: Ruin
Agent of Chaos I: Hero's Trial
Agent of Chaos II: Jedi Eclipse
Balance Point
Recovery (e-book, included in the paperback version of Star by Star)
Edge of Victory I: Conquest
Edge of Victory II: Rebirth
Star by Star
Dark Journey
Enemy Lines I: Rebel Dream
Enemy Lines II: Rebel Stand
Traitor
Destiny's Way
Ylesia (e-book, available for download at sw.com)
Force Heretic I: Remnant
Force Heretic II: Refugee
Force Heretic III: Reunion
The Final Prophecy
The Unifying Force
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