Yew maht be uh Jehd-eye redneck if...

[Atrocities]

27. If your light saber is also your razer.
28. If your the reason why warning labels were added to Light Sabers
29. If you became a Jedi only to meet chicks
30. You speeder has a Light Saber rack.
31. If you named your light Saber after your mother/sister.
32. The fact that you named your light saber
33. You think the little Green guy would make for some "my'tee fine eat'n."
34. If you have ever used your light saber to skin a TaunTaun.
35. If you practice throwing your light saber at the broad side of a barn without using force powers.
36. If you have ever used an R2 unit for sex.
37. If You are heavily attracted to female wookiee's
38. If your X-wing is painted Orange with blue stripes and white stars.
39. If you think teenage girls are space angels come to rescue you.
40. If you have ever lit a cigerret with your light saber.