Yew maht be uh Jehd-eye redneck if...

[NullAshton]

51. You hunt womp rats.

[TerranC]

NullAshton said:
51. You hunt womp rats.

For breakfast, lunch and dinner.

[Will]

http://www.shortpacked.com/d/20050523.html

[Atrocities]

Will said:
http://www.shortpacked.com/d/20050523.html

"Bad jedi policy no sex was!" - Yoda Upon learning that lack of noogie drove Anikin to marry Padme, have sex, concieve children, and hide this from the order in order to remain a Jedi. "If only the Jedi were allowed to have sex then perhaps none of this would have ever happened Master." - Obi Won

[Starhawk]

52 Upon reading Atrocities statement you wonder if your sister counts.

(warning the below are rated PG-13 for mild retardation and extreem redneckism)
52b. Upon reading AT's statement you make a "handle your own lightsaber" joke.

52c. If your a girl you make the 52b joke except in reference to "I wonder if lightsaber's vibrate".

BTW you'd figure the Jedi could learn to uh you know....polish their own lightsabers

[Atrocities]

[bad taste comment]
Or they learn to polish each others light saber like the Spartans did.
[/bad taste comment]

[Starhawk]

Meh that falls under sex

Although that was a lame *** rule "No marriage no sex" think about it if you let the Jedi marry the Lady Jedi or "Jediettes" you get more little Jedi which means you don't have to search the galaxy for a few thousand per generation and instead you could both search the galaxy AND get more "in order" Jedi births which means more younglings and a proportionally larger Jedi force.

Anyway I like the New Jedi Order as far as I can see it in the games I haven't actually been able to read the books but I hear they actually kick ***.