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Old March 9th, 2006, 05:16 PM
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Have you ever wondered what a Phong in a thong looks like, well onboard our ship we have over five female Phong all wearing the tiniest thong's you've ever seen.
All you need to do to see this is power down your weapons and lower your shields!

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We are sorry we traveled over 5,000 light years and bombed your planet back into the stone age, our navigator got his system adresses screwed up you see you are 9,9,9 and we were actually trying to hit system 9,9,6 please accept this lovely fruit basket and flower arrangement as a sincere apology for the mistake.
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Old March 9th, 2006, 05:37 PM

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Have you ever wondered what a Phong in a thing looks like...
Well...that all depends on what kind of "thing" you're talking about
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Old March 9th, 2006, 06:22 PM
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*Ahem* I have no idea what your talking about there are no spelling errors in that post (lalalalala).
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"If men build things to look like our penis such as towers and ships does that mean female achitects represent women having penis envy?"
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Old March 9th, 2006, 07:41 PM
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Have you ever wondered what a Phong in a thong looks like, well onboard our ship we have over five female Phong all wearing the tiniest thong's you've ever seen.

As long as there is a Phong Thong Song...we are good to go...

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...but not the Wrong Phong Thong Song.

Just to be clear.
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Bong the Gong!
Time for the Wrong Phong Thong Song!!

Dr Seuss is rolling over in his grave.
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Ding Dong! The Gong is Bonged! Let's sing the Wrong Phong Thong Song!
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Old March 11th, 2006, 05:18 PM
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wow me and you all are going to hell...
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This thread is giving me oomachs.
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