Did Elvis Commit Suicide?

[Atrocities]

It is widely believed, albeit no proof has ever been presented to support these theories, that his actual cause of death was changed in order to protect his name and reputation.

He knew he was going to die, he said his good byes, drove the people who loved him away, and did what he had to do.

One can only imagine the hell that must have been Elvis's reality. Loosing Elvis, was a national, no a world tragedy.

[Morkilus]

Have you seen Bubba Ho-Tep? Bruce Campbell + Elvis + undead stuff = awesome.

[troopie]

Elvis is alive. He is retired and living in Hawaii, after a second career as a convenience store inspector.

troopie

[Terrement]

Not only did Elvis not commit suicide, he went into the witness protection program. Since someone of his public stature couldn't just disappear, they needed a plausibile cover (his death) story. He still shows up from time to time (Elvis sightings) hiding in plain sight since everyone knows that no one really sees him - since he's dead...

And by the way, he is the real father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby...

[Kamog]

Of course he's alive. Haven't you seen the news?

[theenemy]

actually, Elvis died in a toilet while taking a dump.