Cats and SEIV

TerranC · #1 April 20th, 2002, 12:58 AM

No offense to anybody here but besides the fact that they make cute sounds, cuddly, and just has a face that you can't frown upon, cats are the pets from down under under.

They really don't obey you,
They really can't be trained,
They make bad... stuff around,
and... they... scratch... horribly...

Dogs are the way for me

Captain Kwok · #2 April 20th, 2002, 04:18 AM

Speaking of cats...

My cat Spoogy might have just saved me from a dangerous situation. I was washing dishes and listening to music pretty loud when I saw my cat dash out onto my balcony, which he does when something interesting is happening. I don't usually make anything of it, but I took a quick look out from the kitchen and there was a person just below (my balcony is about 2 metres off the ground). I just thought it was someone walking their dog as usual...but two minutes later, the single lady next door comes banging on my door...someone was just on her balcony!

Lucky for me, if it wasn't for my cat, the guy would probably have came onto my balcony and since my door was nice and wide open...who knows...

mac5732 · #3 April 20th, 2002, 06:20 AM

Cats do the darndest Things

My 1 cat Boots, does somethng similiar, if my wife is in laundry room and someone comes to the door, he will run in and get her, taps her with a paw and then heads for front door. he also plays marbles, tag, hide & Seek and chase. you chase him, tag him then run away, he will chase you, jump up, tag you with paw, then take off running so you have to chase and tag him again...or tag him and hide he will look for you, touch yu with paw then run and hide himself... This is the honest truth, strangest cat I've ever seen,

be careful, be very very careful
look to the sky
its "THEM"

just some ideas mac

Captain Kwok · #4 April 20th, 2002, 02:58 PM

Yeah, Spoogy likes to play fetch with these toy mice he has. It's kind of funny because we keep them in a low cabinet and he'll go open it and bring one out to me to throw for him. Of course, he always seems to do this just when I trying to take over the universe.

Growltigga · #5 April 22nd, 2002, 09:59 AM

quote:
Originally posted by MHSJROTCCADET:
they taste just like chicken!

This is factually incorrect. The meat on cats' hind legs (the only meaty part of them) tastes like liver, with a particularily rank aftertaste that you will get from the meat of any carnivore. You may find reference to cat meat in the south eastern US where I have heard it called 'roof rabbit'

Now dog meat tastes a whole lot better, in fact just like oily chicken. I suspect this is due to the omnivorous nature of dogs. I wouldn't reccomend the tongue but that is mainly my Western dislike of eating anything that has slurped on a dog's genitalia

Re the reference to the "original" Growltigga looking like a mountain lion, she is not quite that big but I did have to contribute toward vetinary fees of �600 Last year after next doors' Alsation went for her and ran into that ol' famous GT razorblade whirlwind - result Alsation 0, GT about 634

[ 22 April 2002: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

Growltigga · #6 April 23rd, 2002, 01:05 AM

quote:
Originally posted by TerranC:
They really don't obey you,
They really can't be trained,
They make bad... stuff around,
and... they... scratch... horribly...

TerranC, are you married?

TerranC · #7 April 22nd, 2002, 02:49 PM

That made my day, thank you Growltigga.

No. I am not.