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November 20th, 2009, 08:16 PM
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Re: OT: Everything I need to know I learned from Conservapedia
For me its South Park or YouTube
I get so tired of people on answer sites like answers.yahoo that use South Park references as serious answers (seriously, they think SP had the answer). Which is only slightly more nuts than the ones that have their PHds from YouTube University
Thanks to South Park I know that:
Scientologists recognize Stan as being the second coming of their religion's founder, L. Ron Hubbard, and anoint him as their new spiritual leader.
Ninjas work for the Pope (Who is indeed a rabbit)
Kyle was behind 9/11
Lice do live in Angelina Jolie's vagina hair
the Apostle Peter was the first Easter Bunny and now Easter Bunny is really a secret mens club
evolution says we are all retarded fish squirrels
make love, not warcraft
Satan is actualy a nice guy but a little bit gay
Family Guy is written by manatees
the rainforest kills a large number of people each year and it must be stopped
if you dont fart you will explode
you can launch a whale into space for $200 in Mexico
You should ALWAYS bring a towel.
Wearing an orange parka is a deathwish.
God is some sort of hippo-cat thing. (a bunyip of austroalian mythology)
Christmas is celebrated because Jesus died to save Santa.
When you are away from your house, your cat will have orgys
We need to stop caring about global warming and start worrying about Manbearpig
Most all rich and/or powerful people in the world are actually crab people
Jesse Jackson is the emperor of black people
Satan gives awesome hula-parties.
It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas.
Freezing yourself because you can't wait three weeks for a game system to come out is really, really stupid.
The Queer Eye guys are actually Crab People.
The United States is a nation founded on hypocrisy.
Lice do live in Angelina Jolie's vagina hair
Dolphins live in Igloos
Whales are from the moon and want to dance in their moon palaces once again
Wal-Mart can be killed by smashing the mirror in the back of the store
Elephants and pigs can cross breed
The real reason for donating food/money to starving children is to feed Sally Struthers
Earth is actually a reality show, shown across the universe.
in the future, otters will rule us all
The "Super Best Friends" will save us from cults. The members are Buddha, Jesus Christ, Joseph Smith, Krishna, Lao Zi, Moses and Muhammad. (figureheads of the other major world religions)
If you dont eat meat then you will break out in vaginas
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