OT - Tigg-scoff birthday party

[dogscoff]

the reformed members of Queen launch into "We will rock you"

Umm... some of the members of queen will require more reforming than others, if you know what I mean. Maybe you got hold of some authentic genetic material for the auto-cloner...

With a fanfare, the preliminary bouts of the FBW tag-wrestling begin. Four fully oiled FBWs begin writhing around at the bottom of the honey-pit, with one of the delightful Cue Cappan girls from Madame Ooloo's acting as referee. The crowd goes silent at the spectacle, and Dogscoff has to physically restrain Tigga, who is ready to use the diving board straight away. "Save it for later, mate. Trust me, it will be worth it..."

[Growltigga]

BOINNGG BOINNNG BOINGG BOINNGG

wibble wibble wibble frisnet

GRRRRRRRR!!!!!

[Gryphin]

Warnning, Warning, Warning
The Galactic Wide Famous Gryphin Positon will be demonstrated here befor your very eyes, (or what ever sensory organs you have). We would like to emphasize this is not for the weak of heart, (or what ever organ pumps your what ever it pumps). As such the live demo will be held in the newly built Gryphin Growltigga Stadium. :: points over there ::
Attend at your own risk. Mangment denys respociblity for your health.
(GT you might want to insert some leaglese here)

[Growltigga]

I cant insert any legalese, I am too busy dancing

[mac5732]

(8) 100 bottles of beer on the wall
100 bottles of beer
if one of them should happen to fall
99 bottles of beer on the wall (hic)

jusstt lovve biiirrrthhddayyy parties...

haaaappppy Birrtthhhhdaayyyy,

pass the brewskis....

celebrating mac

[sachmo]

Originally posted by dogscoff:

The giant rotating Kylie statue is the centrepiece, squirting out champagne as planned.

From EXACTLY where is the champagne squirting? That bit of knowledge will play a major part in what is in my glass during the Tigg-Scoff birthday toast...

[Growltigga]

Sachmo, the champagne is coming out of her perfectly formed and pert breasts....

Mac, there is free brewskis all night so you dont need to fill up your colostomy bag for later... you can have fresh booze until midnight tomorrow..

Growltigga sidles off onto the dancefloor wondering where Claudia Schiffer got to