OT - Tigg-scoff birthday party

[Growltigga]

Whheeeeeeeee
Waheeeyyyyyyyy
Yeeeeeee Haawwwwwwww

sounds of very happy partying Tigga cavorting on dancefloor with bevy of beauties whilst clutching a champagne bottle fade into distance

[Taz-in-Space]

...Suddenly a loud roaring sound is heard from outside the building. A few of the less enebriated guests look out the windows and see what looks like a small tornado approaching fast.
Said minature cyclone enters through the door (No time to open it!) and, pausing only slightly before the statue, makes it's way to the center of the festival. With one final flurry of activity, it tosses out all kinds of party hats, favors, confetti, amd noise-makers and resolves itself into... The TAZ.

Weeehoooo! LLEEEEEEETTTTTTSSSS PPPPAAAAARRRRRRTTTTTTYYYYY!!!!!

[mac5732]

aahhh the good Taz has showen up at Last, ahem, GT its time to bring out the reserve brewskis, the liquid refreshment is really going to flow,

Bring on the wrestling matches and the Gryphin Position demonstrations......(hic,hic) 100 bottles of beer on the wall, l00 bottles of beer, (belch) Oh and see if you could serve some of Tescos and Pukes sauces with the chili, ahh what a feast, brewskis, chili with special sauce, babes, Liz Hurley look a likes, sigh,,,, as Mac upends another brewski, and orders the large bowl of chili, eeeeeeeyyyaaaahooooooo (hic)

a still partying mac

[Growltigga]

1-2-3 cha cha cha, 1-2-3 cha cha cha

Damn this is a fine party, 12 hours in and I am drunk as a Canadian at his daughter's wedding but still dancing with anyone who can keep up...

Oops, better go, Ines Sastre says she wants to take me for the Last lager waltz

[Growltigga]

left step-left step-right step-kick
left step-left step-right step-twirl
left step-left step-right step-kick
left step-left step-right step-star jump
left step-left step-right step-kick
left step-left step-right step- "Ow I'm bad"

Growltigga gets that horrible feeling of being the only one dancing in a very large auditorium indeed.

Yep, its only me and Kylie

Kylie?? where'd she come from

Growltigga and Kylie break into dance routine from "Cant get you out of my head"

[mac5732]

Old Mac is sitting at his table, Liz Hurley look a like on his lap, 2 super large bowlsof chili,1 with Tesco's sauce and the other with Puke's in front of him, a pitcher of ice cold Coors, Party hat upon his noggin, party favors scattered all around, singing most blusterously, tapping his feet to the music which in turn caused the LH look a like on his lap to jiggle most deliciously, watching the Tigga gyrate his anatamy all over the dance floor in some sort of barbaric ritual and toting a mug of some type of liquid refreshment in each paw. AAHhh can't get much better the this, Where's that old Dogscoff, passed out in a cornor somewhere, he should be joining the "KAT" out on the dance floor with some lucious vixen on his arm....

a groggy but still partying Mac (ps I'm on my 3rd colostomy bag )

[Growltigga]

quick-slow quick-quick slow
quick-slow quick-quick slow
quick-slow quick-quick slow
quick-slow quick-quick slow
EEEKKKK!!!! sorry Kylie
quick-slow quick-quick slow
quick-slow quick-quick slow
quick-slow quick-quick slow
quick-slow quick-quick slow

the dulcet tones of 'Girl from Ipanema' echoes round the auditorium as the party settles down for the first slow dance 'erection section' of the evening, Growltigga glides past, rose in his teeth, Ines Sastre on one arm, Heidi Klum on the other and Kylie Minogue sitting on his shoulder

da dum dum dum dum
da da da da daaaaa
da dum dum dum

anyone seen that bit in Some Like it Hot with Jack Lemmon, that's me that is