OT - Tigg-scoff birthday party

[Growltigga]

Yeah, we must investigate this. Whilst the rest of us danced the night away at the party, you must have been kidnapped and beamed with the kinkapoo joygun (installed at the back of the cantina for particularily querulous clientele) to make you think you were having a good time and partaking on the Gryphin position with assorted FBWs and WIRs

Thinking about it, I dont actually think the person who gave us the stageshow of the Gryphin position was you.. thinking about it, there was a funny smell in the air at the time, a bit like parmesan cheese, and there was an empty bowl of chilli by the stage as well as a bottle of a 'brewski' whatever that might be...

and thinking about it further, the poor FBW's did look like they had been shot with a "forgetto beam"

Hmmmm, elementary my dear Gryphin, Mac wanted to take your place for TGP and CTW show, he obviously inconvenienced you, knocked out the FBWs and then stole your, ahem, thunder...

My esteemed legal synopsis would suggest repeated beating with a large baseball bat with 9 inch nails banged through it as suitable punishment

[ September 20, 2002, 13:02: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

[Gryphin]

Since I am unable to partake in cartoon violence I will have to ask someone to stand in for me.
Any volunteers?

[Growltigga]

you want volunteers for beating Mac round the head with a baseball bat studded with 9 inch nails, why kind sir, I do beleive I will happily take over that service for you as suitable recompense for earlier legal advice provided to you

Now, where is that CTW glory stealing philandering sycophantic FBW-abusing amnesia-inducing, shindle shanked smelly old tosspot Mac when you need to give him legal correction?

[Timstone]

Hey! Don't hurt that poor old Mac! He's too old to witstand your punishment!
Shame on you guys, partaking in assaulting elderly citizens of this cantina! But also shame on Mac for abusing his fellow visitor of the great TiggScoff party!
I say lonely incarseration for about 7 days.

[Growltigga]

Timstone, objection overruled.

Mac has cheated our chum Gryphin from showing off the famed 'Gryphin position' himself. You should realise that the whole cantina concept originated from the revelation about 'circling the wagons', the 'gryphin position' and 'furry line dancing'. To cheat Gryphin from his moment of glory is a heinous, foul, immoral and mortal offence indeed.

By partaking in the 'Gryphin position' at the Tig-Scoff party, Mac had shown that he has stamina and is hale enough to be chastised by repeated blows with a baseball bat studded with 9 inch nails.

An offence like Mac's needed appropriate punishment, but the trouble is knowing Mac, he might well enjoy it.

[Timstone]

Okay, I understand.
Then give a beer and I'll be happy again.

[mac5732]

Blame the old guy huh???? pick on us old timers. sheeeesseeee

The evidence is put forth by a lawyer for pete's sake, thats says it all

Contrary to the ascertations of one furry, halucinating feline, I must confess that during the time in question, yours truly was quite drunk to the point where he was in never never land dreaming about Liz Hurly...., and therefore was in no proper condition to conduct any type of research into demonstrating the CTW or TGP.

However, investigating the evidence as put forth by one who is covered in fur and a questionable lawyer to boot , it seems that some unscruplulous rascal partook upon himself the expediant performance of hands on refreshment in regards to expiditing his enjoyment by incorporating himself into said demonstrations. In regards to the evidence found, Yours truly would have only been up to finding his way to the inner sanctum and the tidy bowl diety due to the chili cuisine along with numerous brewskis that were imbibed upon during said bash. In looking further into this allegation, I have researshed the whereabouts of certain members of the cantina and have found the following to be without upstanding and solid alibis.

Tesco
Saxon
Memphisto
Puke
Geo
Dogscoff

Any of the aforementioned, or for that matter, all of them could have perpetrated this type of mischief. I say all as there were more then one FBW involved in the demonstrations (of which I must state I missed due to incapacitation ), and therefore a group excercise in the demonstrations would not be out of the question. I have interrogated some of the FBW involved and they have provided some knowledge that might enhance the apprehension or indentification of said perpetrators. However, all of the above must be questioned lst in order to ascertain they side before further investigation is conducted.

Now who do YOU think it was from the above list? or was it someone else

a still recovering mac