OT - Tigg-scoff birthday party

Gryphin · #1 September 20th, 2002, 02:09 PM

Since I am unable to partake in cartoon violence I will have to ask someone to stand in for me.
Any volunteers?

Growltigga · #2 September 20th, 2002, 02:12 PM

you want volunteers for beating Mac round the head with a baseball bat studded with 9 inch nails, why kind sir, I do beleive I will happily take over that service for you as suitable recompense for earlier legal advice provided to you

Now, where is that CTW glory stealing philandering sycophantic FBW-abusing amnesia-inducing, shindle shanked smelly old tosspot Mac when you need to give him legal correction?

Timstone · #3 September 20th, 2002, 02:16 PM

Hey! Don't hurt that poor old Mac! He's too old to witstand your punishment!
Shame on you guys, partaking in assaulting elderly citizens of this cantina! But also shame on Mac for abusing his fellow visitor of the great TiggScoff party!
I say lonely incarseration for about 7 days.

Growltigga · #4 September 20th, 2002, 02:20 PM

Timstone, objection overruled.

Mac has cheated our chum Gryphin from showing off the famed 'Gryphin position' himself. You should realise that the whole cantina concept originated from the revelation about 'circling the wagons', the 'gryphin position' and 'furry line dancing'. To cheat Gryphin from his moment of glory is a heinous, foul, immoral and mortal offence indeed.

By partaking in the 'Gryphin position' at the Tig-Scoff party, Mac had shown that he has stamina and is hale enough to be chastised by repeated blows with a baseball bat studded with 9 inch nails.

An offence like Mac's needed appropriate punishment, but the trouble is knowing Mac, he might well enjoy it.

Timstone · #5 September 20th, 2002, 02:28 PM

Okay, I understand.
Then give a beer and I'll be happy again.

mac5732 · #6 September 20th, 2002, 05:54 PM

Blame the old guy huh???? pick on us old timers. sheeeesseeee

The evidence is put forth by a lawyer for pete's sake, thats says it all

Contrary to the ascertations of one furry, halucinating feline, I must confess that during the time in question, yours truly was quite drunk to the point where he was in never never land dreaming about Liz Hurly...., and therefore was in no proper condition to conduct any type of research into demonstrating the CTW or TGP.

However, investigating the evidence as put forth by one who is covered in fur and a questionable lawyer to boot

, it seems that some unscruplulous rascal partook upon himself the expediant performance of hands on refreshment in regards to expiditing his enjoyment by incorporating himself into said demonstrations. In regards to the evidence found, Yours truly would have only been up to finding his way to the inner sanctum and the tidy bowl diety due to the chili cuisine along with numerous brewskis that were imbibed upon during said bash. In looking further into this allegation, I have researshed the whereabouts of certain members of the cantina and have found the following to be without upstanding and solid alibis.

Tesco
Saxon
Memphisto
Puke
Geo
Dogscoff

Any of the aforementioned, or for that matter, all of them could have perpetrated this type of mischief. I say all as there were more then one FBW involved in the demonstrations (of which I must state I missed due to incapacitation

), and therefore a group excercise in the demonstrations would not be out of the question. I have interrogated some of the FBW involved and they have provided some knowledge that might enhance the apprehension or indentification of said perpetrators. However, all of the above must be questioned lst in order to ascertain they side before further investigation is conducted.

Now who do YOU think it was from the above list?

or was it someone else

a still recovering mac

Growltigga · #7 September 20th, 2002, 05:59 PM

Hmmmm... your aged incapacity, doubtful smell and poor standards of personal hygiene do make it exceedingly unlikely that a FBW, even under the influence of the forgetto beam or even, dare I mention that which must not be mentioned (the dreaded nymphobeam), would go near you let alone engage in any naughty acts..

You still get whalloped round the head with the naily baseball bat for casting dispersions on my career and my integrity. Only paying clients can do the latter.

I think it was Saxon. Anyone who kisses Moose is capable of anything, and one of the most apt adages in England is the one that goes "never trust a Canadian"