OT - Tigg-scoff birthday party

Growltigga · #1 September 23rd, 2002, 10:10 AM

the camera pans across a marble tiled bedroom the size of a small aircraft hangar, a superb super-king-sized bed with white satin sheets sits pride of place.

The bed is currently occupied by a gaggle of naked beauties who are looking askance toward the en-suite bathroom door...

the silence is broken by horrible wretching noises, magnified by the pristine stonework of the bathroom, 'hucka hucka hucka hucka bluurrrghh buick buick buick buick bllooorrrrrhhhhgg snivel groooooaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrr'

Yep, in true party stle, Tigga had 'minesweeped' everybody else's drinks at the end of the do

Timstone · #2 September 23rd, 2002, 10:44 AM

Okay let's straithen things out a bit here.
Because I asked too many questions about a few women who were mentioned by e certain member, I was considered a lonely heart and I shouldn't talk so much about women. Well that's okay with me, I can take that. But... GT is talking about naked beauties, many women, new employees in need of "testing" and such all the time! Now this can mean only one thing:
Bad marriage and much frustration because of it.

[ September 23, 2002, 09:45: Message edited by: Timstone ]

Growltigga · #3 September 23rd, 2002, 12:28 PM

Not at all, me and the current Mrs GT (as in the one I am married to at present, rather than with any electrical connotation!!) are happy as a bunch of happy things..

The fundamental difference is that I am just dreaming about meeting lots of famous super-models who miraculously, just want to go to bed with me.. you however, want to really meet girls to go to bed with you

Gryphin · #4 September 24th, 2002, 01:20 AM

"electrical connotation!!) ",
You know that denying it only makes it wourse.

Timstone · #5 September 24th, 2002, 01:23 AM

Aha, yes. Well I still think you're a little bit frustrated. Otherwise you wouldn't have to dream about famous women in your bed. If you're content with you current wife, then you won't need any dreams about other women. Or are you so long married that your wife is getting dull?

Growltigga · #6 September 24th, 2002, 01:32 AM

No, she is not dull at all, it is just that she is always dreaming about Brad Pitt and Piers Brosnan

Word to the wise Timstone, just cos you are married, doesn't mean you stop dreaming, even if you married Karen Mueller, you would still be having clandestine dreams about someone else

Fact of life

Gryphin · #7 September 24th, 2002, 01:32 AM

Timstone ,
Not to get OT on this but:
Trust me, (I'm 48), and now have the most incredibley satisfying intamate relationship I have ever, had. I still think / joke / imagine other people, places, postions.
Do a search on the "Grphyin Postion". Do you really think it is entirely made up?

Edit: Um, should I delet this post?

[ September 23, 2002, 12:33: Message edited by: Gryphin ]