OT - Tigg-scoff birthday party

Growltigga · #1 September 24th, 2002, 01:44 AM

Timstone, DONT do a search on 'the Gryphin position'

He told me what is was and I am still having recurring nightmares as well as ambivalent feelings toward cucumbers

Timstone · #2 September 24th, 2002, 01:48 AM

Hahaha... I'm really getting curious about the Gryphin Position. Hmm... I think I'll do a search when I'm done with my homework.

Growltigga · #3 September 24th, 2002, 01:59 AM

Timstone, you have been warned so on your head be it if it upsets you..

Keep in mind that as a Dutchman, you must try the Gryphin position with lots of chocolate sprinkles

..and, you have to remember that I AM hamming things up for the character of Growltigga you know.. I dont really own a cantina full of giant squid, Liz Hurley lookalikes nor do I make an extremely attractive living by selling slightly alcoholic carbonated urine to the Americans in lieu of beer.. (strange that one)..

I AM however a good looking, charming, suave, 'butter wouldn't melt in his mouth', dynamic, thrusting, witty, urbane, humourous and generally all-round-regular-guy type of lawyer

[ September 23, 2002, 13:14: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

Timstone · #4 September 23rd, 2002, 02:22 PM

I haven't finished my homework yet (bad me), but I've already done a search on the Gryphin Position. I couldn't find it.

Now I'm even more curious (that's not because of the sprinkles).P.S. Lawyers aren't suppose to be alround-nice-guys. The are the most disgusting breed of man on this face of the Earth.

To quote again:
Blade II:
"Are you human?"
"Barely... I'm a lawyer."

Growltigga · #5 September 23rd, 2002, 02:33 PM

Is this 'lawyers are the most disgusting breed of man" just before I disembowel you and nail your testicles to the top of that pillar in the Mundplein? or 'lawyers are the most disgusting breed of man" just before I take that gearbox you are working on and stick right up your backside, sideways, whilst covered in jalapenos and with the rest of the internal combustion engine behind it?

[ September 23, 2002, 13:40: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

Timstone · #6 September 23rd, 2002, 02:52 PM

Oh, never tried that before. Could be fun.

Okay, lawyers are necessary evil in our modern society. But that doesn't make them allround-nice-guys.

While Timstone gave his perspective on the matter, he sees an angry mod forming in front of him. Timstone slowely stops with talking and decides to apologise to Growltigga.
"Sorry mate, I should be so hard on you. Not everything was meant. But hey, the truth is hard."
When he realised what he had said he slammed himself on the head and made a run for his live to his ship. "Damn, that was close." Once inside he decided to take some looong trips to earn himself some money. That way the angry mod could cool off. "I'll show my face again when everything has calmed down."

Growltigga · #7 September 23rd, 2002, 02:55 PM

and Growltigga sniggers as Timstone's ship disappears into the galactic night, closely followed by a spread of Growltigga's infallible "Anti Chocolate Sprinkle Coated Dutchman" super-sneaker seeker missiles..

High in the night sky, an explosion erupts like a pin-prick of light, and Growltigga considers that at least there is more nieuw haring for the rest of us