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January 6th, 2005, 06:58 AM
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Re: Bad Names For Your Ships
75. The Minnow
76. Bullet Sponge
77. The Minnow II
78. Mr. Ladybug
79. The Minnow III
80. Jesus(will die, but will come back....)
81. WTC(really bad name for a ship, I know....)
82. Master of Orion III(oddly Master of Orion I and II were legendary...)
83. Buttwiper
84. SS Avril Lavigne
85. SS Ted Bundy
86. SS Ashley Simpson
87. SS OJ
88. The Juice
89. SS Janet Reno
90. ALL YOU BASE ARE BELONG TO US
91. Barney the Dinosaur
92. The Baby Bop(although these 2 would be feared...)
93. Heindenburg
95. K19
96. SS Tina Fey
97. SS Oprah
98. SS Steadman
99. SS Maury Povich
100. SS Kobe
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January 6th, 2005, 07:08 AM
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101. Paris Hilton's Cooter Crab
102. Seal Clubber
103. Valdese
104. Rico Suave
105. SS Jar Jar
106. Starbuck
107. Boomer
108. Brain****
109. Tweedle Dee
110. Tweedle Dum
111. Menudo
112. Jojo
113. Hanson
114. Giant Douche
115. Turd Sandwitch
116. "The G-Spot"(you'd never hit it....)
117. Bullrider
118. SS Keri Strug
119. Hemroid
120. Pill Bug
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January 6th, 2005, 08:41 AM
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11. Hillary (followed by Clinton or Duff)
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January 5th, 2005, 08:07 PM
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Atrocities, I think you've got it all wrong. What's worse, being afraid of a fleet of oncoming Devastator dreadnoughts, or the terror induced by the arrival of a group of Fluffy Bunnies?
41. Bullseye
40. Aimhere
39. Anonymous Red Shirted Crewman
38. Unlucky
37. Oops
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January 6th, 2005, 12:03 PM
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39. Anonymous Red Shirted Crewman
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January 6th, 2005, 02:02 PM
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This thread brings back a few memories. Back when I PBEM'ed Stars! I had a list of names I used. My memory is failing, but a some of them were:
Angry Sphincter Spluttering
Mint on Liver a la Blood
Ulcerous Foot (minelayer)
Festering Stool
Severed Finger Signalling
Happy Tumor Bursting
Gleeful Goiter Gurgling Grandly
Dark Dreams (cloaked spy/minelayer)
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January 5th, 2005, 11:10 PM
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i once played a game against a fellow work mate where i named every ship after his failed relationships/marriages 
Went over really well
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January 6th, 2005, 01:40 AM
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i once played a game against a fellow work mate where i named every ship after his failed relationships/marriages
Went over really well
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ROFLMAO!!
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January 6th, 2005, 06:56 AM
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I've got a ship now in PBW named Run Forrest Run, which is seen my condition, a ship designed to well, run...
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January 25th, 2005, 05:49 PM
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158. You Are About To... Ooh, donuts!
159. lAAAzy!
160. I'm Too Sexy For My Ships
161. Mobile Potential Triple-Molly!!!!! (for a scout)
162. Press Here To Self-Destruct
163. (the location and defenses of your Homeworld)
164. (the location and strength of your fleet, moving around the enemy to attack him in the rear while this ship is designated to distract the massive enemy leets)
165. The Philanthropic Ferengi
166. I'm Living In The US Illegaly, Does This Make Me Look Stupid?
167. Bin Laden (except on a ramming ship)
168. Saturday Night Live
169. CNN
170. UPS
171. MOO 3 Is Better Than SEIV
172. MOO 1 Is Better Than SEIV
173. Goofy
174. Garbage Scow One (on your most massive battlemoon)
175. (the above if it's actually TRUE)
176. Oh No! An Escort! Heeeeeeelp!
178. Democracy Sucks!
179. That Organic Infestation Over There Looks Like My Pet!
180. Massive Overkill! (on an unarmed scout)
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