.com.unity Forums
  The Official e-Store of Shrapnel Games

This Month's Specials

Raging Tiger- Save $9.00
winSPMBT: Main Battle Tank- Save $5.00

   







Go Back   .com.unity Forums > Shrapnel Community > Space Empires: IV & V

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old July 25th, 2005, 01:58 PM
douglas's Avatar

douglas douglas is offline
Major
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Atlanta, Georgia
Posts: 1,152
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
douglas is on a distinguished road
Default Re: OT - Had to Share Some \"Forum Humor\"

How exactly did you change the light blub, Renegade? Personally, I like the "the world revolves around me" technique.
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old July 25th, 2005, 02:16 PM
Alneyan's Avatar

Alneyan Alneyan is offline
General
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: United Kingdom
Posts: 3,603
Thanks: 0
Thanked 22 Times in 22 Posts
Alneyan is on a distinguished road
Default Re: OT - Had to Share Some \"Forum Humor\"

Do I look like someone who cares about light bulbs? Now trainspotting... that's another thing altogether.
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old July 25th, 2005, 02:22 PM
Timstone's Avatar

Timstone Timstone is offline
Brigadier General
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Kleigat Pampercity
Posts: 1,804
Thanks: 5
Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts
Timstone is on a distinguished road
Default Re: OT - Had to Share Some \"Forum Humor\"

Am I the only one who questions Renegade's ability to change a lightbulb?!
Come on, everybody knows a lightbulb must always be changed by authorized personel.

Personally I would use women with mini miniskirts and a ladder...

Edit: Women qualified to change a lightbulb of course.
__________________
I can only please one person per day, and today is not your day. And tomorrow isn't looking too good either.
Gabriella in Blood 2

Men may control the free world, but women control the boobs.
Brent in Plaver vs. Player
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old July 25th, 2005, 02:41 PM
douglas's Avatar

douglas douglas is offline
Major
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Atlanta, Georgia
Posts: 1,152
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
douglas is on a distinguished road
Default Re: OT - Had to Share Some \"Forum Humor\"

Quote:
Timstone said:
Come on, everybody knows a lightbulb must always be changed by authorized personel.
You misspelled "personnel". You needed another 'n'.

Your friendly neighborhood spelling/grammar nazi reporting for duty
Quote:
Slynky said:7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old July 25th, 2005, 02:47 PM
Alneyan's Avatar

Alneyan Alneyan is offline
General
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: United Kingdom
Posts: 3,603
Thanks: 0
Thanked 22 Times in 22 Posts
Alneyan is on a distinguished road
Default Re: OT - Had to Share Some \"Forum Humor\"

Timstone: you are expected to spell verbs the -ise way, hence authorise and not that authorize abomination.

This message was brought to you by the British Spelling Union for Lazy People (not sure if a verb can be spelt with -ize? Just put -ise all the time, and all shall be fine!).

And Douglas, you misspelled light bulb "lightblub". Don't you have any shame?
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old July 25th, 2005, 02:41 PM
geoschmo's Avatar

geoschmo geoschmo is offline
National Security Advisor
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Ohio
Posts: 8,450
Thanks: 0
Thanked 4 Times in 1 Post
geoschmo is on a distinguished road
Default Re: OT - Had to Share Some \"Forum Humor\"

Quote:
Timstone said:
Personally I would use women with mini miniskirts and a ladder...

Edit: Women qualified to change a lightbulb of course.
Isn't wearing a miniskirt and standing on a ladder all the qualifications she would need?
__________________
I used to be somebody but now I am somebody else
Who I'll be tomorrow is anybody's guess
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old July 25th, 2005, 02:44 PM
douglas's Avatar

douglas douglas is offline
Major
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Atlanta, Georgia
Posts: 1,152
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
douglas is on a distinguished road
Default Re: OT - Had to Share Some \"Forum Humor\"

Quote:
geoschmo said:
Isn't wearing a miniskirt and standing on a ladder all the qualifications she would need?
That needs to be plural .
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old July 25th, 2005, 06:15 PM
Parasite's Avatar

Parasite Parasite is offline
Second Lieutenant
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Texas
Posts: 464
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Parasite is on a distinguished road
Default Re: OT - Had to Share Some \"Forum Humor\"

This really has been posted here before.

Check out post #148620 - 02/24/04 03:24 PM by Loser on the "Jokes and Riddles Centre".
__________________
I thought of the sun as a big bright ball of something that produced an intense absence of darkness. Alan Dean Foster No More Crystal Tears
A++SeGdy$+-++Fr?C++++Cst+SfAi--Mm-MpTS---SsROPw++Fq++Nd++++RpG++Mm++Bb
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old July 25th, 2005, 07:37 PM
TurinTurambar's Avatar

TurinTurambar TurinTurambar is offline
Captain
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: At work or sleeping
Posts: 821
Thanks: 1
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
TurinTurambar is on a distinguished road
Default Re: OT - Had to Share Some \"Forum Humor\"

No really. Compact florescents...
__________________
Aa Turam Empire

Geekdom is eternal... you will be assimilated... resistance is futile.

A+ Se GdY S++ Fr- C* Cs* Sf- Ai++ Au>M! M- Mp! S@ Ss+ R! Pw+ Fq++ Nd? Rp++ G++ Mm++ Bb-- L-- Tcp

'We, the weird, chasing the pointless, for no reason at all, have been finding out things that have no effect on anything important for at least a couple days and are now qualified to chase our tails to the merriment of all watching.'-Narf et al

"Of course, you don't want to be going about handing out immortality willy-nilly, that just wouldn't be responsible." -O'Shea
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old July 26th, 2005, 12:19 PM
RCCCL's Avatar

RCCCL RCCCL is offline
Sergeant
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Indianapolis
Posts: 233
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
RCCCL is on a distinguished road
Default Re: OT - Had to Share Some \"Forum Humor\"

Quote:
Alneyan said:
Now trainspotting... that's another thing altogether.
Hey! That sounds like a Monty Pythons' Flying Circus quote.

I do not recall anything at all about light bulbs in any episode. You need to stay on topic!!!!
__________________
Guess what color my Orange is!
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 12:54 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright ©1999 - 2025, Shrapnel Games, Inc. - All Rights Reserved.