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September 10th, 2005, 01:17 PM
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Re: I am just Evil
As an evil Emperor I force you to constantly ask a new patch for MOO3 from Atari, while knowing it will never come.
As an evil Emperor I ban tomato from pizzas
As an evil Emperor I force everybody to put peanut butter on pizzas
As an evil Emperor I force everybody to eat them.... while applying patches for MOO3. Muahhahhaaaa!!!!!
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September 10th, 2005, 01:26 PM
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As an evil Emperor I sold the rights to Space Empires to Microsoft.
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September 10th, 2005, 04:51 PM
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Re: I am just Evil
Mmmm...Peanut butter pizza...
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September 10th, 2005, 05:55 PM
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Good old Narf, totally lacking in taste. Evil thrice damned peanut butter flavoured pizza. It's morally wrong in so many ways.
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September 10th, 2005, 06:09 PM
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As an evil Emperor I would set a bot on the forums to reset Narf's post count to 1 every time he posts, at which point the bot will post "Hello and welcome to the forums." until Narf is driven sane.
As an evil Emperor I would force Phil to live out the rest of his life in Holland. 
As an evil Emperor I like AIs. They're the easiest way to build up a sizable empire without lifting a finger, save for the occasional troop transport!
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September 10th, 2005, 07:52 PM
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Frankly Holland could be alot worse so living there wouldn't be that bad. Just have to teach my local bars that a big frothing foaming head on a beer is a very bad thing. There are worse places, Belgium springs to mind as being far worse. 
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September 11th, 2005, 02:51 PM
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Re: I am just Evil
Okay !!!!!!!
What's the problem with Holland !!??
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September 12th, 2005, 12:14 AM
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Holland runs the risk of going under the Sea each and every day now. So we should love our Holland friends and pray that they never again face a big flood. 
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September 12th, 2005, 12:52 AM
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As evil Emperor, I ban the use of any operating system besides Windows ME.
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September 12th, 2005, 01:32 AM
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As an Evil Emperor I would post information that states that SEIV has, and I quote: "Amazingly realistic political features" in order to hype the game. PROOF Read the Features and be afraid.
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