I am just Evil

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

EVERYTHING'S THE PROBLEM WITH FRIGGIN HOLLAND!!!!! EVERYTHING'S THE PROBLEM WITH FRIGGIN AMERICA!!!!!

I'm Dutch and not proud of it!

*****

As an evil Emperor I once conquered the EEE just to see what would happen if you were to put one on a BBQ.

[El_Phil]

Strategia: Spreading cheer and love to one and all.

I may have been a flukey bugger, but Win ME was a sparkly OS for me with no real problems (beyond the usual hilarious bugs Bill puts in for giggles.)

Holland is too flat and needs to be taught how to pour a proper pint. Decent cheese and tea wouldn't go amiss either. But still it isn't Belgium, or France for that matter , and it has it's good points.

[Intimidator]

Strategia_In_Ultima said:
EVERYTHING'S THE PROBLEM WITH FRIGGIN HOLLAND!!!!! EVERYTHING'S THE PROBLEM WITH FRIGGIN AMERICA!!!!!

I'm Dutch and not proud of it!

*****

As an evil Emperor I once conquered the EEE just to see what would happen if you were to put one on a BBQ.

I didn't say I was proud of being Dutch........... especialy NOT the last 3 years..........

Inti,

[NullAshton]

Conquering the EEE isn't evil, find something better.

[Atrocities]

As an Evil Emperor I had an entire species wiped out because they did not breath the same atmosphere as my people.

As an Evil Emperor I once burned the entire face of my homeworld just to make room for my new palace.

As an Evil Emperor the first thing I did when accending to the thrown was to kill everyone who helped me get their, their families, friends, pets, and any one who might have known them.

As an Evil Emperor I believe firmly that tourcher is the best method for extracting no information, but screams.

[Atrocities]

As an Evil Emperor I once shot a close friend in the face just to see his reaction.

As an Evil Emperor I once killed a man to watch him die, got distracted and missed it.

As an Evil Emperor I had all the fat, ugly, and medically challegned women exterminated. Afterwards I had to import women from a colony world as there were non left on my Homeworld.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

As an evil Emperor Phil now has exactly 666 posts. It's true!

Yup, you're right, conquering the EEE isn't evil, as everybody seems to do that, and this forum isn't filled only with evil emperors right? oh wait, lemme check that again.....

[El_Phil]

Tempting as it was to never post again, (And I'm sure many people here would agree that would be a good thing) I couldn't really stop. And where better to break through 666 than on a thread about just being evil?

Anyway back on topic. The EEE need to be put in their place, and that place is as low cost replacements for used up batteries. Think about it, who wouldn't want an EEE powered portable MP3 player?

It's even suitably evil: Conquering an entire alien race just to save you a few quid on buying rechargeable batteries!

[NullAshton]

The Eee deserve to be conquered.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

El_Phil said:
It's even suitably evil: Conquering an entire alien race just to save you a few quid on buying rechargeable batteries!

Even a few P would justify it, wouldn't it?

It really seems like everybody is always ganging up on the EEE. I mean, I have had a rather pleasant alliance with them once. I was told that my home star was going to explode in a year, but I had no colonies outside of my home star system and AIs were all around me hogging the best planets. So I put all my population in Transports and sold my home system to the EEE..... for a Huge Oxy Gas Giant (I was Oxy), a moon colony, AND several ships including at least three Carriers with advanced technology.

You see? The EEE aren't that bad at all! Especially not when they're the FRIGGIN FIRST PLACE PLAYER! lol, my people were having a massive celebration to honor my amazing skills of diplomacy, selling a doomed system to the EEE in exchange for a better world than my friggin' HW.....