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[Starshine_Monarch]

Originally Posted by Bwaha

We have decided to send the Traitor King to try to convince the working class of Atlantis that our rule is much more benign. We will be a gentle ruler, in fact their taxes will go down for awhile. Due to a new secret sauce they will live a longer more productive life. This is why the corporate decision was made to flood the markets of Atlatis with the original formula of Macflavious burgers. Enjoy.

After a series of rather... intensive negotiations, the Traitor, one Executive Shadhul Ummush, ultimately failed to convince the loyalist Atlantians to go through with the merger.

The sharks however, thought the burgers were delicious and are coming back for more.

[Bwaha]

I've decided to coin a new usage of a English word. Dramatized, to be used when your significant other turns off the TV and turns on you.

On a lighter note, did you guys look at the oldest joke book? I was troubled that you have to pay to see the whole thing. I think I will pay the 8 bucks to have it. I spent awhile looking at ancient humor, to be specific Roman humor. Gads, those guys played rough. I was going to use it in this game but I found that it was just too rude to be suitable. Crucification jokes are not funny. I will continue to try to dust off some old jokes for your amusement.

[Gregstrom]

Here's a classic:

Q: What's the difference between a duck?

A: One of it's legs are both the same!

It may have lost some of its edge over the last couple of millennia.

[Bwaha]

My ex is quite a drama queen, and I'm feeling a little sad. I guess I'm suffering a little post-dramatic stress disorder.


Some one seeing a picture of Laconians being
killed by Athenians, observed, "Brave fellows,
these Athenians." "On canvas," interposed a
Laconian.

An orator of Athens said to Demosthenes, "The Athenians will kill you if they are in a rage." Demosthenes replied, "And they will kill you if they are in the right mind."


Agesilaus, intending to march through Macedonia,
sent to ask the king of that country whether
he intended to receive him as a friend or an
enemy. " I will consider," he replied. "Then,"
said the Spartan, "do you think about it, and
we meanwhile will commence our march." The
king very soon sent a message : "Come as a
friend."

[Tifone]

BA-DUM TISSSSH

[Starshine_Monarch]

If Bwaha's life is a cabaret, then he's in the middle of a hostile takeover right now. Hell, that pretty much sums it up no matter what you compare him to at the moment.

[Bwaha]

Too all who wish avert this hostle takeover send cash and gems. That way I can hire Lawyers and build weapons.

[Mithras]

I'm sending a few old guys and the recently deceased right now, undead make good accountants, they work all night.
I had a nice easy merger right there and you ruined.
*Old guy in robe charges headlong into one of the two most powerful nations on the map*
A bit of help here?

[Bwaha]

I will send some shambler skin armor to you. That way you'll be able to send more mages.

[Mithras]

I knew we should have planned this, note if anyone has aquatic spies or scryers, look in the sea to see Ry'leh and Ermor tripping over themselves to get at beaten by Atlantis