MP Chlorolera is made of contagious and deadly! - Page 14

cleveland · #1 January 4th, 2009, 01:22 AM

Machaka's Chief Sous-Chef (rimshot!) has just reported that a single Rephaite will feed an entire column of Hunter Spiders for a week.

In light of this development, Machaka hereby declares war on Ashdod.

Unfortunately, Vanheim has rather cleverly positioned itself between Machaka & Ashdod, no doubt the result of a cunning alliance with the canabilistic giants. So Machaka hereby declares war on Vanheim too.

World powers are encouraged to join us in our effort to end world hunger. PM me if interested.

AdmiralZhao · #2 January 4th, 2009, 03:59 AM

In a bigger, badder, and bolder sequel to last month's battle, Shinuyama's O-Bakemono trolls clubbed to death 20 of Ashdod's Anakites, as well as their supporting slingers and commanders. The troll's cries of "OOMPA LOOMPA" and the screams of the dying could be heard for miles around. As a gesture of solidarity with our new 8 legged friends, we are sending the giant corpses to Machaka's capital. We urge others at war with Ashdod to do the same. Please, won't someone think of the spiders?

Hoplosternum · #3 January 6th, 2009, 07:51 AM

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Please, won't someone think of the spiders?

We are thinking of them

And now eating them

BillyWitchDoctors first installent of Spiders are now being barbequed at Castle Vanheim in Cormyr.

While we are also very concerned by the rise of Ashdod we believe the best help that can be given to her foes is the knowledge that they have peaceful borders and friendly neighbours rather than 8 legged adventurers racing about the Sea of Fallen Stars.

We shall be forwarding on to the Admiral a pair of Char Grilled Spiders.

We call on all enemies of the crazy Machakans to strike him now before we are forced to take all his lands for our very own.

Talonna, the real Mistress of Poison, Leader of the Pack, Head Burgher of Sembia, Roaster of Spiders, etc and so forth....

Juffos · #4 January 4th, 2009, 08:10 AM

Those giants sure were knocked off their feet because of your goblins and trolls smelling so awful, at least we had divine beings descending in our midst to teach us the vain art of cosmetics

Lokean · #5 January 4th, 2009, 12:26 PM

I'm afraid if Machaka wishes to pass through Vanaheim on their way to Ashod the poor spiders will be forced to pass through the killing fields of Ermor. I doubt Longdead warriors provide quite such a comprehensive diet...

jimkehn · #6 January 4th, 2009, 01:57 PM

We of Agartha strayed into Pangaean territory by accident to have a pickanick lunch. The half man half horse abominations ambushed us!!! We ask the world to decry such an outrage! To be maliciously attacked before we could enjoy our fried chicken and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches is unforgiveable!!!! We ask the world to unite to defeat these half human abominations!!!

Vanslime · #7 January 4th, 2009, 02:43 PM

Lord Bymak, Defender of Atlantis, is always eager to get involved in wars he has nothing to do with, but he is otherwise preoccupied right now.

And crippled.

And mildly brain damaged.

And unable to leave the sea.

So we will have to leave you to sort your bloody feud yourselves, I'm afraid.

JimMorrison · #8 January 4th, 2009, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanslime

Lord Bymak, Defender of Atlantis, ... is otherwise preoccupied right now.

And crippled.

And mildly brain damaged.

And unable to leave the sea.

Bandar Log announces formal declaration of war against Atlantis. Have at thee, salty dogs! Errr, fish! Yeah, salty fish! Mmmmm.

In other news, we are proud to announce the founding of Bandar Mail Order Kippered Snacks. They're Salty Love In A Tin!™.

Vanslime · #9 January 6th, 2009, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by JimMorrison

Bandar Log announces formal declaration of war against Atlantis. Have at thee, salty dogs! Errr, fish! Yeah, salty fish! Mmmmm.

In other news, we are proud to announce the founding of Bandar Mail Order Kippered Snacks. They're Salty Love In A Tin!™.

Kick a squid while he's down, will you?

Lord Bymak, Defender of Atlantis is well on the way to recovery, and is ready to take you cheeky monkeys on, anytime, anywhere.

...By the way, how do you plan to invade?

JimMorrison · #10 January 6th, 2009, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanslime

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Originally Posted by JimMorrison

Bandar Log announces formal declaration of war against Atlantis. Have at thee, salty dogs! Errr, fish! Yeah, salty fish! Mmmmm.

In other news, we are proud to announce the founding of Bandar Mail Order Kippered Snacks. They're Salty Love In A Tin!™.

Kick a squid while he's down, will you?

Lord Bymak, Defender of Atlantis is well on the way to recovery, and is ready to take you cheeky monkeys on, anytime, anywhere.

...By the way, how do you plan to invade?

Monkeys can fly, of course! If you didn't know that, we'll show you. Well, someday..... when we figure out where you are..... and forge some winged boots. >.>