MP: Lapis MA CBM Running 6/16 Players left

[Toran]

I know it might seem like a lame late excuse, but I'm enjoying a case of influenza for two days now. Haven't bothered to check mails or consider Dom3 (sry you ), so I absolutely forgot. Not that I could do a real turn with 39.5°C fever (dunno °F, we're using international standard units over here ).

Anyway, I'm sleeping all day and will delay by two days. If I manage to do my turn, I'll do so ASAP, promised.

[Toran]

Still can't think strait due to fever, sry guys. If you thin its a good idea to look for a sub just for one week (unprobbly), maybe do so, otherwise I'll just stick to my bed adn try to recover. Never had a real influeza before, boy, it's nothing I'd love to repeat...

Toran

[Kuritza]

Perhaps a 24-hours extension will be due. Looks like most of us have some things to consider.

[Toran]

Well, if you're asking for it, it shall be granted. I mean, it's not as if I had more than three different units to coordinate anyway.. *sigh*

And hey, it'll be turn 100. Time to celebrate

[Toran]

Whoo, celebration then. Together with a nice dose of blood shed, of course. And while at the turn-100 party, I'm asking for a 25h delay.

Yay!

[Kuritza]

To commemorate the Millenium, Bandar Log have killed the false God of Nehekhara.

People of the world! Join the Merry Monkeys on their quest for peace, and you will find a proper place in our wise caste system. Stability and bananas for all! Humans will form a new caste, higher than Vanaras but, of course, lower than Bandari; lizards will get to retain their swamps (as if someone needs this miasma), all undead will finally get a proper burial.

Make love, not war!

[Jarkko]

The lizards are greatful that the merry monkeys are prepared to reserve a reservate for the lizards. However, the lizards never requested a reservate, and we will do our swamp thing where ever we please!


In other news, do you know just how insane a tartarian with Gift of Kurgi is? "Insane" gets a brand new meaning because of insanity 40 (at the moment) and shattered soul 25... Why oh why did it have to be a tartarian who picked up that artefact from the dead cold fingers of the Agarthan SC...

[Toran]

The free people of Pythium must protest against the plans suggested by the unholy primates of Bandar Log - not only would a "free" world not be consisting of castes, but the tyrannic crimes committed by monkeys already start to fill volumes for our scriptors.

People! Humans! Pretender gods! Do you want YOUR bones used by monkeys to worship a strange black monolith again? This would be a long, dark odyssey into the deep space of monkey abnormality, and it would at least take 2001 years until hope may arise again -

don't wait that long, join the anti-monkey forces now!

[Kuritza]

Eh... Monolith? Come again?

Merry monkeys believe in enlightment and transcendency. Its stil debated whether humans can achieve the state of enlightment or not, or even if they have a soul at all, but we are willing to teach, provided that humans accept their role of humble students in our ashrams and pay for the smoking weeds used during the ceremonies.

And dont ya buy this crap about freedom'n'such. There aint such thing as freedom, since all things are imaginatory by their nature. Lack of castes defining everyone's place in society only leads to anarchy and disturbing thoughts. Caste system and weeds is everything you need; dont worry, be happy!

[Toran]

Re: monolith - I couldn't help it, but when thinking of 'civilized monkeys' "Space odyssey 2001" came to my mind ->monolith. Reference seems too weak, though, to be recognized