MP I Need More Power! - yet another MA newbie game - Finished (Ulm won by agreement) - Page 10

FAJ · #1 September 16th, 2011, 10:23 AM

No worries; You all gonna be corpses soon enough

-Big Red

momfreeek · #2 September 16th, 2011, 04:59 PM

Dear beloved friends and subjects

There seems to be some misunderstanding amongst you all. Like fishnanny once told me when i was little: you can lead a fish to water but it can't drink. But then she also told me that poor Julian had grown legs and went to live on the land when he was really eaten by that ugly squid ... so..then ... what I'm trying to say is that there is no need for these big words and for you all to have these armies all over the place, you are all welcome to live under the rule of Lucy. All praise the wisdom of Lucy!

May the years be as kind to you as they are to me
Lucy, Goddess of the Lake

PS. if anyone likes really horrid smells perhaps spottygoose can come and live with you, I told him to go away but he's still here.

krpeters · #3 September 16th, 2011, 11:31 PM

Well, I cannot deny that Lady Esmeralda has already adapted well to watery conditions. Hmmm. I may have to come up with a new way to deal with her.

But as for Ulm, I feel I should warn you, heavy metals do not float well. Except perhaps when they contain chunks of ice instead of soldiers, but that will not help you much, will it?

jimbojones1971 · #4 September 17th, 2011, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by krpeters

Well, I cannot deny that Lady Esmeralda has already adapted well to watery conditions. Hmmm. I may have to come up with a new way to deal with her.

As the old saying goes, "if you can't kill it, try mating with it". Think of the wonderful undead fishy offspring that Atlantis and Ermor could have! We could raise them on a steady diet of Ulmish proletarians :-)

Mightypeon · #5 September 17th, 2011, 08:57 AM

As a certain pretender can no doubt attest (after that certain pretender has been revived), attempting to digest the elite Black Guards of the Peoples Liberation Army of Ulm can lead to leg athrosis, non regenearting wound syndrome, chronic anal halberd insertion and death.

jimbojones1971 · #6 September 20th, 2011, 08:16 PM

Is it just me, or has Atlantis misplaced the bulk of their army somewhere?

If it helps any Fishworm, when I lose something I frequently find that I've accidentally put it in my sock drawer, or occasionally am wearing it as an impromptu piece of clothing. Either that, or the darned cat has eaten it again*.

Maybe you could try looking in the Atlantean sock drawer to see if your army is hiding there? And I'll check with my cat, to see if he ate them when I wasn't looking (he is rather fond of fish).

Lady Esmeralda, First Consul of Ermor

* One of the down sides of being a Great Enchantress is an obligation under union by-laws to own a cat of supergenius level intelligence and an obsession with world domination and eating important papers

momfreeek · #7 September 20th, 2011, 08:28 PM

Fishnanny was wrong all along! If you cut one smelly fishworm in half you just get 2 dead worms.

HA!

krpeters · #8 September 20th, 2011, 09:22 PM

Wow, that worked spectacularly badly. Note to self: do not send good troops against elite troops.

FAJ · #9 September 20th, 2011, 10:16 PM

Hmm, that insight doesn't bode well for me... D:

jimbojones1971 · #10 September 21st, 2011, 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by FAJ

Hmm, that insight doesn't bode well for me... D:

The one about not pitting good troops vs elite troops, or the bit about always remember to look in your sock drawer if you can't find where your Legions of Conquest (tm) have gone? Seriously, it works - at one point I misplaced an entire army of praetorians, and there they were right next to my work socks.