MP: Collider - Small Late Age Game (running)

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Originally Posted by lwarmonger

Well, Ermor may be down, but not out... it looks like Atlantis is laying some hurt on Bogarus though.

It's a temporary thing, as our armies were elsewhere. It's no great victory to defeat a smattering of provincial defense. Very soon we will gut the frogs and make of them a delicious soup.

As for Mictlan, they are not our enemy, yet. If they actually manage to attack us with something other than words we'll reconsider.

[AreaOfEffect]

Man sends their deepest apologies to the nation of Argatha. The shield that we aquired has been sitting in our storage center for some time. Apparently someone didn't fill out the shipping files properly and it never got sent.

We have taken measures to increase the bureaucracy. Now all shipment forms must be filled in triplicate and must be approved by a tier three magistrate.

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Indeed the armies of Bogarus were elsewhere, for though he claimed he would help fight the undead horde, he chose neutrality. Appeaser! So his armies were off frolicking about in the indy lands, collecting delicious soup ingredients, instead of battling the horrible and dreaded zombie legions.

Meanwhile Mictlan sacrificed the health of our troops, marching through desolate wastelands with only some small portions of smoked turkey to keep a few of our jungle warriors fed. Oh, how they pine to return to the fjords of our homeland!

So Bogarus reaps the harvest of a land that is still alive only because of the sacrifices we made. Well Bogarus, since our lands have become a desolate wasteland, we lay claim to your bountiful provinces, and we will confiscate your soup ingredients and cookery, and then let's see you make some soup!

The Unnamed Prophet of Mictlan

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Good game Ossa! I think it'll be a long time before I ever see another "last man standing (or woman)" battle like we had outside the gates of your capitol.

[lwarmonger]

Unfortunately my scout was too late to see the epic battle for the Ermorian home province, however I was fortunate enough to be in at the death. It looks like a rather large battle is soon to occur between Bogarus and Atlantis.

[Lingchih]

Kali hails the death of Ermor, and those who accomplished it. Whatever else happens now, we of Marignon now know that Ermor shall not conquer the world.

[Lingchih]

And we commend of Friends in Man for attacking the blasphemous Agarthan nation. Though we can only offer moral support at this time, we wish you luck.

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The destruction of the Agarthan nation at the hand of Man appears imminent. Uh ... that was quick.

Mictlan bows down before the awesomeness that is Marignon, for it appears that death is the consequence of becoming their enemy! Who will they declare war on next? For doom surely awaits that nation.

[Lingchih]

The death worshipers have been or are now being destroyed. Marignon already sees that the world is a better place, and we thank our friends for doing what we were unable to do, because of our cordoned off position in the world.

We see no great evil in the world now, aside from the few remaining Agarthan lands. We shall bide our time and study, and keep our eyes open for some new evil that my come to plague the world.

On a side note, we of Marignon did kill Indor Vadul, the ancient presence, and his foulspawn manikins that dared to invade our lands. We do not tolerate death worshipers of any kind.

[Lingchih]

If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening
All over this land
I'd hammer out danger
I'd hammer out a warning
I'd hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

-- Yes, Marignon would like a hammer.

(lyrics by Pete Seeger)