Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave - Page 10

Power Man · #91 April 29th, 2003, 07:09 PM

All right I'll be the Helmsman then, just so I can get a "Designated Driver" to sub for me on "party Night " when I want to raise some HEL- Man.
We can all still play Poker in the card room on Tuesdays, right??

Power Man takes the controls. "Lets see what this baby can do." He starts turning the ship this way and that. OK everybody lean to the left, Now Right, Now left again. WEE

Let's test out the weapons.
Power Man uses the "Yellow Alert" phasers to write his initials in the snow on a passing comet.

Where TO Captain ??

Raging Deadstar may be lurking in his UV lighted purple cloaked ship.

Rags may want to be the role of the "Re-occurring Rascal Rags."
I mean we may need some Villains to PUNish.

geoschmo · #92 April 29th, 2003, 07:14 PM

Oh, I take my oath seriously Captain. I fully intend to do those fluffy bunnies no harm. [insert lecherous grin]

[ April 29, 2003, 18:14: Message edited by: geoschmo ]

Erax · #93 April 29th, 2003, 07:23 PM

Right you are Cap'n, she's ready to go when you are.

(Erax remembers who it is that's sitting in the Captain's chair, slaps himself on the head)

...the ship, Cap'n, I meant the ship.

Raging Deadstar · #94 April 29th, 2003, 07:30 PM

Hmm i'm up for this, you need enemies you say, i'm sure ragnarok and i are up for that, we usually find ourselves on the receiving end of growltiggers hoards everytime anyway. I think your first challenge can be on your way if you choose to disrespect us. The Deadstar Continuum are not knowing for taking such lack of faith lightly

If not i'm up for being the navigator, yes, but the first option is better, more fun for you guys to destroy me and also taking the ship off course for the fiftieth time i'll run out of excuses! Sheesh

Ragnarok · #95 April 29th, 2003, 08:10 PM

RD, being a villian is all good and everything. But I really want to be Q.

I can go around pestering Captain Tig and he can't do nothing to me but argue. And I can say stuff like, "Mo capi'ton" or however that's spelled. Or is this job taken? If it is taken then I will be a villian along side my partner RD.

Katchoo · #96 April 29th, 2003, 11:48 PM

Science Officer S'Katchoo, having listened to the plight of the crew, decides to take action into his own hands.

After a quick trip below deck to Commander Scoffies quarters, Mr. S'Katchoo returns to the bridge carrying an inflatable female sex doll.

"Captain, I believe I have found someone to handle communications."

Mr. S'Katchoo sits the inflatable doll at the Comm Station, which proves somewhat ackward since the doll has it's legs spread out and upward. In anycase, Mr. S'Katchoo adds the finishing touch by screwing in an ear bug into the dolls ear.

narf poit chez BOOM · #97 April 30th, 2003, 12:17 AM

i think i'll be a cyrano jones type character - show up once and a while for humor. and occasionally carrying catastrophe. is far point the one where the klingons try to poison the grain?

Ragnarok · #98 April 30th, 2003, 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by narf poit chez BOOM:
is far point the one where the klingons try to poison the grain?

No, way no. Farpoint is the very first episode in the TNG series. Thats when they meet Riker and the rest of the crew. Check out the startrek site and go to the Library and read about the episode. It was quite possibly the cheesiest show ever made with the TNG cast.

narf poit chez BOOM · #99 April 30th, 2003, 01:01 AM

*sigh*. i can recognize most of the st and ng episodes if i see them, but give me a name and i'm stumped.

narf poit chez BOOM · #**100** April 30th, 2003, 01:06 AM

and i tend to aviod any episode with q.
*cyrano chez lands on fart point and starts selling...rats. pet rats.*