Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours

[Growltigga]

Dogscoff, I hereby promote you with immediate effect to senior executive vice president of Tigg-Scoff PLC in charge of everything the Great Kat himself doesn't fancy doing.......

I thought I was the ONE in the cantina with a warped and bizarre mind but I am most pleased to see that you are as mentally unstable as a kangaroo making passionate love to a spacehopper!!

BOING BOING BOING oh cripes, why is that clown abusing Taz's spacehopper??

[tesco samoa]

Which TS...

[Timstone]

This TS.

[dogscoff]

I thought I was the ONE in the cantina with a warped and bizarre mind but I am most pleased to see

Heh. Thanks 'Tig. I guess it must have something to do with the hallucinogenic compound in the Tribble wings. The dosage is very low, but I keep having to add more coz the flying monkeys keep stealing it...

Dogscoff, I hereby promote you with immediate effect to senior executive vice president of Tigg-Scoff PLC in charge of everything the Great Kat himself doesn't fancy doing.......

*To celebrate his new promotion, Dogscoff lights up a fat cigar. Predictably, it explodes in his face and the Kangaroo Clown (or is it a Clown Kangaroo?) can be seen sniggering guiltily in the background. Less predictably (but only a little) Dogscoff pulls out a gun and shoots the hippity hoppity bastard in the head.

The rare urge for some not-so-cartoon-violence slaked, Dogscoff can finally enjoy his new status as EVP.

[tesco samoa]

I thought I was TS...

Well I am off to the Patio...

I am TS out there...

And yes I am bringing the j-box with me...

And yes that is a Plasma TV being installed in the hottub...

And yes it is set to the NHL Channel..

[TerranC]

Who thinks the NHL will be fun this year.
Nobody? I thought so.

*Sees Tesco Samoa throwing something large and sharp at his direction*
*TerranC quickly ducs the atlatle.*

And on another note, Foot ball isn't foot ball!

*Sees everybody throwing atlatle from all directions*

*Before his moment of doom, TerranC guesses wherefrom all these atlatles came from*

[sachmo]

What a week. Taz, I need a glass of pure orange juice and one of those cute little girlies to rub my back. [whine]I'm so overworked![/whine]

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by TerranC:
Who thinks the NHL will be fun this year.
Nobody? I thought so.

Nothing against hockey fans. But I don't like it. It's boring to me. I think maybe if I'd sit down and finally understand the rules of the game it might be ok, but I don't see myself doing that anytime soon.

[Growltigga]

Growltigga looks around at the drooling north americans in the bar and trys to explain AGAIN why football is soccer and not US football.

Think about it boys, in US Football YOU DONT HARDLY EVER KICK THE BLOODY BALL

[dogscoff]

Hmmm... Let me guess, you've been watching "the Young Ones" again haven't you?

Vivian: "Do not stick head out of train window". I wonder why...

*Thunk*