Jokes and Riddles Centre

[narf poit chez BOOM]

I understand it's based off of a show called 'MST3K', which did the same thing for movies. Unfortunatly, I've never seen it and I've heard it's been cancelled.

Well, I decided that maturity is good - But I see no reason I have to be boring, just cause I'm not a kid anymore.

[Starhawk]

MST3K mystery Science Theatre 3000 it's freakin hilarious especially with such great titles as:

PRIIIINCE OF SPAAAACE
Space Mutiny!
Werewolf Rampage
Blue Submarine
And many more!

Get the DVDs, it's a hilarious show that had me in stitches on more then one occasion or as Jim Theis would say it.

"His ovals leaked a clear liquid as Grgnr's ribs shook with merthyness and stuff as he rocked back adn fort at the bad gramma', lam plot twts and peekaboo nudity."

I know how he named Grgnr though....you know that noise you make when you almost choke on a burrito? you know "GRGNR COUGH COUGH ahack ahack!" yeah.....he could have at least described the sex in great detail the way he was describing everything as foot long it could have been funny.

BTW did he realize that a foot long sword is actually about a fifth the sive of a proper blade? awww well I guess they like their wenches hot (LOL), their wine cheap and potent and their swords very short so that no one realizes they are over compensating for weee little ahem ^spears^.

(note: for the first time in my life all spelling errors/gramatical flaws are meant to be there .)

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Or, as Jim Theis would say it,.....

"Grignr's big oval atop his meaty neck twisted and turned from the inside, trying to correct the obvious errors in grammar, spelling, yadda yadda, while the other part of his oval persuaded the first half to stop trying to correct for the mistakes, errors and misinterpretations as they were meant from the start, from the very beginning, from the cradle of time itself, to have been there, ever-present in his verbal textual output."

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Have any of you read the latest "Nip and Tuck"? "Quick, like, what's the number for 911?" LOL

[El_Phil]

That line 'Worst story award' brung back a horrible flashback from a different board. Someone started a thread trying to find the worst fanfic, some truly awful stuff came up and was so bad it was funny.

Then a truly warped horror came up. A TA story than would be certificate 18, but not for violence.....

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

some truly awful stuff came up and was so bad it was funny.

Where is this other, non-SE forum you speak of?

[El_Phil]

http://forum.spacebattles.com/

If I called it variable in quality that would be an understatement. Also some people who really, really should get out more. I haven't posted there for months as things there can be a bit repetitive as every new member tends to rehash the same arguments, which some of the old lags re-ignite and never, ever reach a conclusion on.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Currently looking in the "stories" section. What would you recommend/warn me of?

[El_Phil]

Thin Veneer is good, but I'd recommened reading it on http://www.fanfiction.net/~albertg

But seriously avoid any of the "worst fanfic" threads, there like a minefield in Miss World contest. Great fun most of the time, until with one wrong move it all goes horribly wrong.

As for the rest, if you want to see people carefully watching films/TV shows to work out theoretical weapon yields then VS debates is worth a look. It is seriously worrying, yeah I like sci-fi and having stupid discussions. But then I also like going to the pub and going out on the cop, something this lot seemingly don't have time for.

Having said that this still makes me laugh:
http://forum.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?t=44822

It was also where I was first introduced to this gem:
http://ocean.otr.usm.edu/~nglenn/kirkfu.html

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Vader vs. Kirk..... LOL!