Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours

[mac5732]

Mac, after seeing all the commotion with the working tools of the FBW being undermined with the confines, walks over to the bar phone and places a call, then goes over and sits at his table.

short time later:

Enter stage left, runnning thru the entrance with Barry hot on their heels, comes a wave of FBWs pouring thru the door, they immediately run up to all the patrons in the cantina, especially GT, and proceed to pummel them with a very large variety of TROUT. After they have satied their thirst for revenge, they throw Barry all the bloody trout, which he quickly devours with a large toothy grin, they then walk over to the current working FBW and yell out so everyone can hear, WE ARE THE FBW UNION, AND WILL NOT TOLERATE ANYONE ANNOYING, PICKING ON, LUSTING AFTER, OR IN ANY WAY BOTHERING OUR SISTER FBWs... WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT.... AND THAT BIG MATTED, FUR BALL GT, BETTER GIVE THEM A RAISE OR ELSE.. After hugs all around with the working FBW and giving the groveling GT a few more smacks with trouts still laying around on the floor, they, walk out.

Mac who was hiding under the table, unscathed, gets up, looks around at the fish scales and internal organs pLastered all over the cantina members, orders a drink from a Fishy smelling Taz, and walks out onto the patio..



[ October 08, 2002, 20:13: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

[Gryphin]

:: Steps from the invisbilty screen, Walks up to mac, Drops trout inards in his drink :;
Emails Taz with a new recipe

[ October 08, 2002, 20:55: Message edited by: Gryphin ]

[Gryphin]

:: Arm shoots out, Performs a Random Act of Cartoon Violence, Goes back to enjoying his Corsendonk ::

[TerranC]

This is the song that never ends
cause it goes on and on my friends
some people
started singing it not knowing what it was
but continued singing it forever just because

THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS

cause it goes on and on my friends

*More beer! More of Free Taz's Beer!*

some people
started singing it not knowing what it was...

[Gryphin]

"Free Taz's Beerf"?
I did not know it had been captured.

[mac5732]

Taz is giving a way FREE BEER?? where's the line start..... Good old Taz...

just some ideas mac

[Timstone]

Nothing is free here in this wonderfull cantina, don't forget to pay the bill...

[mac5732]

Stage right, Mac, relaxing on the patio, takes a drink from his Gryphin tampered brewski, He gulps, sighs, then jumps out of his chair, turns green, rips off his colostomy bag and spits out un-mentionalble articles then falls flat on his face with a large moan and something mumbled about, "the only one near me was that Gryphin, ooooooo my stomach......, the FBW immendiatly race to his rescue a LH look a like props his poor head in her lap as she strokes his magnificant countenance crooning soft melodies of sorrow in regards to his expareaching experience.

just some ideas a very green Mac

[ October 09, 2002, 17:05: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

[Raging Deadstar]

Tazis giving out free beer, after all the stuff he "quality tests" and the free stuff GT's profit margin is going to be exceptionally low this month.

*An FBW Runs in and holds a huge trout above her head*

"HAVE YOU BEEN ANNOYING, PICKING ON, LUSTING AFTER, OR IN ANY WAY BOTHERING OUR SISTER FBWs... WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT!!!!"

RD replies meekly, almost hiding under his barstool from this recent display of female rage.

"No No No i'm taken honest, i'm a single women man, honestly!! The FBW'S deserve a raise, they really do! They provide a wondeful service! gulp"

The FBW lowers the trout and pats RD on the head before turning round and heading towards mac, RD mutters under his breath

"Woah! is it time of the month or something?" The FBW Hears this Last remakr and swings the trout

KEEERRRTHHUUDDD

RD comes around dazed and confused
"Why have i got a sore head and smell of fish?"

[TerranC]

I have immunity methinks. After I contributed a vote into the new name...

And plus, Growltigga won't mind that I took some of his "aides" home.