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May 9th, 2005, 10:25 PM
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2 brothers from an un-determined country arrive at Immigration. The official tells them that they have to answer a few questions one of which is what line of work they are in.
"Pilot" says Brother number 1.
"Peat cutter" says brother number 2.
"congratulations" the official says to brother number 1 "We are glad to accept you into our country. Then the official turns to brother number 2 "I'm sorry but we can't accept you.
"Why not?" asks brother number 2 "You took my brother"
"Yes" explains the official "but you see we desperately need new pilots, whereas there is no demand for peat cutters"
"But if I don't cut it he can't pilot"  |
May 10th, 2005, 12:47 AM
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What do they have against Peat Cutters? He's a nice guy.
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May 10th, 2005, 03:47 AM
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Ok, so I know what peat is but why does the other guy need peat to pilot something?
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May 10th, 2005, 03:50 AM
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"pilot" -> "pile it"
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May 10th, 2005, 03:53 AM
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damn, sorry. Should have corrected the spelling at the end.  |
May 10th, 2005, 05:50 PM
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Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre HEHEHE
Man runs into doctor's office: Doctor, doctor, please help me! My wife thinks she's a car!
Doctor: OK, give me a few minutes, and I'll see what I can do for her.
At that, the man starts running for the door, and the doctor says: Hey, where are you going?
Man: Oh, I can't just leave her out there. She's double-parked.
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May 10th, 2005, 08:01 PM
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Could have been worse it could have been the one about the what you call two Phillipino pilots (A Pair of plyers)
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May 15th, 2005, 10:00 AM
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If you wanted to know how Greeting cards are made (or even if you couldn't care less )
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May 15th, 2005, 10:16 AM
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I like that one Randall. Funny stuff.
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May 17th, 2005, 08:45 AM
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Ok it's not a joke and it's not a riddle but it is a puzzle (kinda). I will admit it's the opposite of funny.
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