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Old October 10th, 2002, 07:19 PM
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Old October 10th, 2002, 08:20 PM
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As Mac is slowly recuperating from "The Gryphin Special", he is utilizing his Lap Top Computer, playing SE4 and reading his email. He sees a msg from the Infamous Gryphin as to Kudos for his thread and a attachment for his dream mate Liz Hurly.aaahhhhh, Good Old Gryhphin, he's trying to make amends for his despicable, atrocious act. He hurridly cliks on the Liz Hurly site sent by the Gyphin in eager anticipation, he breaks out in an anxiety sweat, drooling as the screen begins to flicker..ahhhh, then, A stunned look comes over his countenance, an evil darkness covers his usualy happly go lucky smile, he looks again and yells... THAT &^%#^&%#*^%$* GYRPHIN !!!!! Taz, RN (Ragnarok), Raging Deadstar, TerranC and other members come rushing over, "whats up mac" they yell, Mac, unable to speak points to his computer screen, and there in all its LIVING COLOR GLORY is A PHOTO OF SAXON KISSING A LONG NOSED GNU... BUT WAIT, THATS NOT ALL, IN THE RIGHT TOP CORNOR IS A PHOTO OF WHAT COULD ONLY BE ANOTHER COLOR PHOTO OF WHAT APPEARS TO BE "THE GRYPHIN'S" NAKED, BENT OVER, MOONING BUTTOX, WITH THE MSG, "VIRUS ENCLOSED" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, as the other members stare in agast horror, Mac's computer lets out a tremendous laugh from its speakers and then self distructs....as the ashes of what once was a expensive laptop fall onto the table, several FBW run up with cell phones with calls for Mac. As he answerws each one, more ^%#*^%$(&^%(*&^ and other type noises are heard uttering from his anatamy. "Now what" asks WarDad, Mac looks around and retorts, that G..D... Virus was sent out to all my friends and burned up all their computers and now they want me to pay for them.... UGHHGHGHGHGHHGHGH,,,GRYPHIN.... WAIT TIL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU....

a plotting mac

ps... WarDad I have enlivend myself of your link to learn more on my dreammate, I most profusiously thank you. At least I did that before my computer disintergrated....

[ October 10, 2002, 19:24: Message edited by: mac5732 ]
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Old October 10th, 2002, 08:38 PM
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After RN(Finally, letters to call myself. I never could figure ones out that no one had) gets over the shock of what horrible act gryphin did to the good ole mac. He tells gryphin, "Man... it sux to be you right now... mac is not happy and you're going to get your butt kicked for it..." RN walks out of the Cantina just laughing at the though of how badly gryphin is in for it...
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Old October 10th, 2002, 08:50 PM
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WHERE'S THE KAT" Yells Mac,,,,, ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER "CHASE", "A GRYPHIN CHASE' OH YAH....
Let loose the dogs, unchain the ocean minions, unfetter the killer gooses, warm up the kambolbolizer, heat up the raging T-Rexs, unlock the undead, dig up the roaring cartoon characters,........ COME ON TIGGA, Barry already put on the saddle and is biting at the bit, unloose the hounds for the "Gryphin Chase"......

As Mac recovers all the used colostomy bags from the local hospitals, writing THE GRYPHIN'S NAME ON THEM... packing them away next to a very large slingshot with a scope.. OH YAH, yells Mac as he puts on his spurs, saddles his rambunctious Giant Gryphin Smashing Killer Gerbil....

Mac opens up boxs marked Top Secret and hands out the new invisibility and human heat seeking goggles to one and all, which makes all those invisible, now visible and marked for all to see

WHERE IS THE KAT?????? A CHASE HAS BEEN REQUESTED.......

A most hidious and Dastardly Deed has been conjured by the "Infamous Gryphin"

and to boot, THE LAP TOP WAS ON LOAN FROM THE TIGGA AND THE INSURANCE HAD LAPSED....

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Old October 10th, 2002, 09:43 PM

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:: Watches from on high as RN's laptop explodes in flames :;
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Old October 10th, 2002, 10:10 PM
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:: Watches from on high as RN's laptop explodes in flames :;
Pulls out his handy dandy, no not notebook, well sorta... But pulls out his handy dandy acme laptop in a box, shipped via overnight ups. Says; "Oh it's on Gryphin, it's on now buddy. Just wait till this chase officially begins. You'll get yours... I promise you that..."
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Old October 10th, 2002, 10:14 PM
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Yeah, he will gets his part of the fun, but when will that be? The Kat is a bit slow, he's old you know.
Run while you can Gryphin!
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TS, Run? You run to find me. I'll watch, it is kinda funny the way you waddle :;
:: Appears out of no where, Drops a load, Watches as it splatters on TS, Blinks out just as quik :;

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Old October 11th, 2002, 12:11 PM
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The swing doors to the cantina kitchen are smashed aside, HALLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO goes the pink clad Growltigga, astride Barry the armour plated fire breathing savage evil nasty and eternally hungry T-Rex, arrayed behind formidable Growltigga are a plethora of vicious looking cartoon characters, hollywood B list celebrities, ravaging packs of tigers, killer mongooses, demented giant squid, lobsters clutching chainsaws and for some reason, a small puffin called roger. Behind them stand the 1st battalion Royal Marines, the cast of Friends, Fraser Crane, Benny Hill, Jimmy Hendrix and the entire play list from the Woodstock festival, all clutching hammers and chanting "you're gonna get your ##### head kicked in", finally, amassed quoirs of cherabim and seraphim are circulating round the roof of the cantina, parping on their little horns and looking like they need a good rumble, Growltigga gives a signal and the FBW's push forward a special Patriot anti-Gryphin missile battery....

the rockets fire, Gryphin is brought to earth and suddenly, with trumpet of his bugle, a strumpet in his saddlebags and a crumpet in his mouth, Growltigga shouts "TAAALLLLLLLYYYYYY HOOOOO" and the chase is on
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Old October 11th, 2002, 02:07 PM

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:: Watches as they run past him in his invisiblity mode Sprinkle the road with ACME Tire Flattener Tacks::

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