MP: I Need More Power! - yet another MA newbie game - Finished (Ulm won by agreement)

[jimbojones1971]

Originally Posted by krpeters

Your philosophizings shall not save you. The Water Rises. The hordes of Atlantis shall soon fill your world as water filling your lungs. Adapt or die!

Given that my entire nation is planning to move to being a giant ambulatory charnel house, with no use for lungs (water filled or otherwise), I am quite confident that we shall adapt successfully to your challenge!

Lady Esmeralda, First Consul of Ermor

[BewareTheBarnacleGoose]

Originally Posted by jimbojones1971

We of Ermor are simple folk. We are dedicated to the ultimate equality of all creatures, and have found that the penultimate expression of equality is found in death (or rather, undeath). After all, any two shambling zombies are much the same, irrespective off whether one was once a prince and the other a pauper.

The people of Ermor are wise. Death is an appropriate way for the scaleless ones to contribute to the spread of the swamps. To become fertilizer is to participate in the great works of the Barnacle Goose.

[FAJ]

No worries; You all gonna be corpses soon enough

-Big Red

[momfreeek]

Dear beloved friends and subjects

There seems to be some misunderstanding amongst you all. Like fishnanny once told me when i was little: you can lead a fish to water but it can't drink. But then she also told me that poor Julian had grown legs and went to live on the land when he was really eaten by that ugly squid ... so..then ... what I'm trying to say is that there is no need for these big words and for you all to have these armies all over the place, you are all welcome to live under the rule of Lucy. All praise the wisdom of Lucy!

May the years be as kind to you as they are to me
Lucy, Goddess of the Lake


PS. if anyone likes really horrid smells perhaps spottygoose can come and live with you, I told him to go away but he's still here.

[Mightypeon]

Originally Posted by krpeters

Your philosophizings shall not save you. The Water Rises. The hordes of Atlantis shall soon fill your world as water filling your lungs. Adapt or die!

The peoples republic of Ulm always utilzes a policy that cares for enviromental concerns. We thus have to inform aquatic species in propable danger of extinction that Ulmish shores have some rather severe amounts of very heavy nasty metal(s).

[krpeters]

Well, I cannot deny that Lady Esmeralda has already adapted well to watery conditions. Hmmm. I may have to come up with a new way to deal with her.

But as for Ulm, I feel I should warn you, heavy metals do not float well. Except perhaps when they contain chunks of ice instead of soldiers, but that will not help you much, will it?

[jimbojones1971]

Originally Posted by krpeters

Well, I cannot deny that Lady Esmeralda has already adapted well to watery conditions. Hmmm. I may have to come up with a new way to deal with her.

As the old saying goes, "if you can't kill it, try mating with it". Think of the wonderful undead fishy offspring that Atlantis and Ermor could have! We could raise them on a steady diet of Ulmish proletarians :-)

[Mightypeon]

As a certain pretender can no doubt attest (after that certain pretender has been revived), attempting to digest the elite Black Guards of the Peoples Liberation Army of Ulm can lead to leg athrosis, non regenearting wound syndrome, chronic anal halberd insertion and death.

[Mightypeon]

Originally Posted by BewareTheBarnacleGoose

The people of Ermor are wise. Death is an appropriate way for the scaleless ones to contribute to the spread of the swamps. To become fertilizer is to participate in the great works of the Barnacle Goose.

After a slight diplomatic hickup, we have some pencil pushers to spare that would make a better job as Fertilizers, would you be interested?

[krpeters]

It seems that the landlubbers have fallen upon each other. It is good to see this; the Rising Water is fed by the blood of the hairy ones. All hail Shurp, Lord of the Rising Water!