Kristoffer's encouragement thread - Page 11

HoneyBadger · #**101** May 10th, 2007, 03:21 AM

I'm just bumping this one because there hasn't been anything added to the progress page for 10 days now

HoneyBadger · #**102** May 10th, 2007, 03:26 AM

Remember, Kristoffer, skiing can be dangerous-look what happened to Sunny Bono?

Improving Dominions 3 is profitable, and very safe-if anyone ever tried to harm you or Johan, we'd probably rip them limb from limb-or shoot them, most of us are Americans.

Leif_- · #**103** May 10th, 2007, 06:20 AM

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Kristoffer O said:
One campaign and one game. I'm not that good at focusing on one project. The game is about trolls in a scandinavian setting influenced by the artist John Bauer. http://runeberg.org/jbauer/01.jpg

A bit of a tangent, but for inspiration you might want to check out the Norwegian RPG Draug.

Cor · #**104** May 10th, 2007, 01:31 PM

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HoneyBadger said:
Remember, Kristoffer, skiing can be dangerous-look what happened to Sunny Bono?

Improving Dominions 3 is profitable, and very safe-if anyone ever tried to harm you or Johan, we'd probably rip them limb from limb-or shoot them, most of us are Americans.

Oh yes, If we have learned anything since 2001 is that us Americans excel at violence of all types. We are #1!

HoneyBadger · #**105** May 10th, 2007, 07:09 PM

Yes, not only are we ignorant, backward, religious hicks, we've all got atleast 3 guns in every room of our house.

Gandalf Parker · #**106** May 10th, 2007, 07:43 PM

Dont forget chewing gum and monolingual. Those are also very common in american jokes.

Caduceus · #**107** May 10th, 2007, 10:16 PM

Mono... What? I can't understand them hi-falutin' words. Speak plain Anglish.

Foodstamp · #**108** May 10th, 2007, 10:50 PM

I am glad the world believes everything they see on TV. It would be a dangerous place if people thought for themselves.

Tyrant · #**109** May 10th, 2007, 10:58 PM

Dont' trash tolk Amerikins or bye gawd ill shot you lik it says is my write in the second amendment to the wholly bible.

HoneyBadger · #**110** May 10th, 2007, 11:03 PM

Most Americans I know speak atleast some Spanish.

I personally speak a little Spanish-stilted, but enough to get by, follow a conversation, more than not, and to swear, German-3 years of it in school, a little French-there have been a lot of French ladies in my life and I was buddies with a French translator, Japanese and Latin-a few words and phraises, and Italian-just enough to swear.

I owned two rifles that I inherited from my grandfather, briefly, but they were stolen, and it's been a good 15 years since I've shot a gun. I don't like chewing gum, but I do every once in a while, to guard against halitosis.

Americans speak American, and American isn't English, it's English plus every other word we happen to like from every other language.

The problem with Americans isn't that we hate other people-we're not Nazis by ANY means, and there are plenty of savage, genocidal racists and religious tyrants out beyond our borders. It's that we were isolationists for a couple hundred years, and that was for our own good and protection at the time. We welcome other cultures-infact if we have a defining trait, it's our willingness to borrow other cultures, not because they're our neighbors', but because they're interesting and help us define our individual selves-and we're very open to new ideas, but it's important to us that we make them our own, and that we stay in our own "safety zone"-however we define that.