MP: Chlorolera is made of contagious and deadly!

[DonCorazon]

The Astrologers of the White Tower of Arcos have decreed that the power of the stars should be spread among our fellow nations of Cholorelera.

We are willing to trade Astral gems for Water, Fire, Earth, Air for a limited time only!

Send your orders to Tim, Magister of Gem Supply Chain Management, C/O DC.

Small quantities available - act soon!

[DonCorazon]

Heh, the White Tower appears to be under siege as we continue our streak of being rushed. Seems DC needs a witchdoctor cleansing to remove the Rush Me mojo bullseye.

This time its elephant vs. elephant in an astral showdown. We like the odds better than some of our recent encounters in the multiverse, but it all may come down to whose ellies flinch first in the DRN toss up.

Gem trading will be halted while we revert to full militarization.

[cleveland]

BillyWitchDoctor.com offers full mojo application & cleansing services.

1 convenient locations...in Machaka.

[JimMorrison]

Originally Posted by cleveland

BillyWitchDoctor.com offers full mojo application & cleansing services.

1 convenient locations...in Machaka.

Is that downtown, or at the outlet mall? I hate traffic.

[Radioheart]

The Law Offices of Eriu, Tuatha and Zorn hereby declare intent to file a notice of class action against BillyWitchDoctor.com and its subsidiaries (hereby referred to as the defendant). Eriu, Tuatha and Zorn and their clients thus represented (hereby referred to as the plaintiffs) seek an injunction against the defendants and damages totaling 7000 GP and 500 Blood Slaves for dispensing unapproved medication and unsolicited "male enhancement" email notifications and public display of a rampaging Giant Fetish in violation of several local codes and ordinances. Pending court date, late autumn, 3rd year of the ascension wars and further requests for discovery to ensue.


The Offices of Eriu, Tuatha and Zorn, esq.

[cleveland]

From the desk of Mutombo Herschwitz, In-house Council of the Lord:

BillyWitchDoctor.com takes all complaints against him quite seriously. We think. I have begun an investigation into these allegations, in accordance with BillyWitchDoctor.com's presumed wishes.

Preliminary findings indicate that electronic "Virility Services" advertisements are indeed regularly sent from Machakan government servers. However, these advertisements are in support of the government's "Make Love, Not Shrunken Heads" campaign, which gives underprivileged tribal witch doctors a constructive outlet for their dark skills. Sort of like the Marine Corps. And unlike the "other guys," ML,NSH doctors have a proven track-record of success (why do you think our mages can turn into gigantic spiders? )

Further, these advertisments are coordinated by BillyWitchDoctor.com's all-knowing nephew Google.com, and are therefore sent only to individuals explicitly known to have, er, room for improvement. That the Fir Bolg are receiving the bulk of these advertisments is entirely beyond our control.

Regarding the allegations of rampaging: in an unfortunate idolatry incident, BillyWitchDoctor.com accidently toppled from the pedistal of his godly ziggurat, and has been rolling Westward ever since. Some damage has certainly occurred, but the wise magistrates of the Western courts have since have recognized BillyWitchDoctor.com as the one, true, rotating god, and have dismissed all charges against him, save for a single citation of Excessive Speed in a School Zone.

We're pretty sure BillyWitchDoctor.com would like the opportunity to defend his good name in a court of law. He's probably happy to appear at the Supreme Court of Eriu promptly in Late Autum of Year 3; kindly send directions at your earliest convenience...

[Lokean]

Okay, own up, who obliterated Mictlan?

[Tyrant]

It is as the omens foretold...it was Ashdod! (but we ain't quite dead yet)

[Ruminant]

The people of Oceania offer their most sincere apologies to the learned people of R'lyeh for The Lord of Wine, Prince of Philosophy, His Most Amorousness, Socrapuss, has, in all his tentacled wisdom, accidentally disproven the existence of their God during his most recent drunken ecumenical discussion. As such we invite all water-residing nations to take up our holy crusade against these godless heathens. Once again, terribly sorry for any inconveniance.

[zlefin]

the people of r'lyeh do not understand this "god" concept; perhaps you are referring to our high lord, Mortimer the head accountant by some strange foreign title? we welcome war at any rate, as our balance sheets could use some deductions.