MP: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]

[Shardphoenix]

my pretender got killed by a few abysians who had absolutely no astral.

That often happens when you send a titan out without equipment/self-buffs.

[parone]

well, comrade, i've tried a bit of diplo, but no one seems very talkative. maybe this is a no diplo game and we missed it? we can diplo eachother for practice, even tho i have yet to see you anywhere...

phoenix, my guy had that fancy staff from the arena, the fire helmet, was buffed with twist of fate, personal luck, and barkskin, and still got smoked. now abysia is eating my up, one province at a time. i'll hang and fight the good fight tho, try and make Aby work for his money...

[Shardphoenix]

barkskin

abysia

I think, I see a problem here..
Anyway, you need at least a vine shield when going against a big group of enemies. And some kind of regeneration.

[revenant2]

Greetings Mortals.

Your one true god, Bone Daddy, requires a holy offering from his future victi...err...subjects. Please supplicate yourselves at the nearest Ermorian temple and bring your death gems as a show of faith. True believers will be painlessly sacrificed and their bodies assured a place in our new world order. Our temples can be conveniently located by the swarm of circling buzzards and the stench of rotting bodies.

For the rest of you unbelievers, heretics, and other naughtydoers, who are greedily unwilling to part with their death gems, we're willing to trade water and earth gems. Either send Bone Daddy the gems in-game with a request for the type of gems you want in return or send him a private message.

[parone]

Do not trade with the Filthy Undead!!!

[Shardphoenix]

Iron Order of Ulm just wants to remind you, that the ones dealing with the bunch of ragtag semi-sentinent walking dead calling themselves "Ashen Empire of Ermor", are extremely likely to be eaten by those hungry undead.
Don`t deal with the Devil.

[mattyburn7]

We conferred with our resident expert of death "Baba Yaga" and even she, the "eater of children" stated the the Ashen Empire is far to evil to even talk to. We'll collect your gems when we march into the crumbled capital of Ermor.

[revenant2]

We'll mark that down as one "no" and two "maybes".

[parone]

LOL. who knew a zombie invasion could be so humerous

[Blubbernaught]

Dear Bone Daddy.

Mary was a little lamb, who's boots were pink and green. And everywhere that death gems.... OOOH! Shiny! I see a fish! hahahahaha! (nameless mutated minion runs face first into a wall and babbles in tongues.)