Storm. New Game for Newbies: Game is on!

[jmb]

Originally Posted by Bwaha

Hey, save some for me. I always wanted a feather hat...

Ps. Would you please tell us how to save and print reports like that.

• Take a screenshot using your favourite program (I use linux, so I probably can't help you there);
• Put the image somewhere on the web (Crust used http://imageshack.us I used my personal web site);
• Put the link in your message between

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  and

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[Bwaha]

Thanks, We are happy to announce the creation of a new branch of our military. The name of this group is I-E-T-A. This stands for Illithids for the ethical treatment of amphibians. This wing of the Rylah military will consist of star children. Their goal is the elimination of gross polluters in their labs. Too long have the surface dwellers dumped toxic wastes into the oceans. This will stop. The races that donate 100 gold to this organization will be trusted to self verify. Those who don't will be subject to sneak inspections and if found in violation of the clean waters act will be terminated with extreme prejudice. Thank you for your cooperation...

[Crust]

Originally Posted by jmb

Well, I love the sight of dispersed feathers

Can't win them all.

[Quitti]

While frogs and feathered guys are clashing together, in a spectacularily ineffective way, may I add (The stench of burning frog and jaguar skins come over to Ermorian capitol), the Lands of Ulm are under savage pillaging from the brutes from north, who don't seem to care for their own defense at all. Nonetheless the ordered legions of Black steel will drive them back from our sacred forests.

[Juffos]

Originally Posted by GrudgeBringer

JotunHeim...I am giving notice that our Nap will end in 3 turns. turn 22 counts as turn 1 counts as turn 1

Originally Posted by GrudgeBringer

I understand in your ragerness to prove that your a great warrior that you may be new and somewhat impatiant.

However, all I did was dissolve a nap, pull my troops away from your border and let you know i had no intentions of attacking you.

Instead you jumped the nap by at least 1 turn , maybe 2 and have attacked 2 of my provinces with your whole army of 250 men.

You can have them as I have decided that Ulm has meddled in an area where he wants to be the sheriff and we will do battle.

If anyone borders Jotun and wants some easy provinces , this is the time to take them. I have lost the game but will try and bloody Ulm while Jotun grows fat by dishonoring a NAP.

I never take offense from one game to another so we are ok on that and I will hold no Grudge (no pun intended) But I will put you on my dishonorable list and will take that into consideration when dealing with you on treaties in the future for what thats worth.

I think you will find that friends that you can trust goes a long way in this game.

Good luck everyone....

Stop being a sore loser. Real gentlemen do not use lies and deceit to compensate for their lack of skill or luck.

I attacked you during turn 25. Considering turn 22 was the first turn after dissolving the NAP, fighting was to be allowed during 25, so please stop trying to harm my honor and integrity.

You also seem to have mastered the noble art of oxymorons.

[Bwaha]

I guess Illithid humor is too deep for surface dwellers. In the interest of improving the intelligence of the surface people we are offering a free tuition to our fine culinary schools. We have a excellent course called "To serve man". I-E-T-A wants the best and brightest students, so in closing we want BRAINS...

[DrPraetorious]

The consensus among veteran players (QM in particular) is that there is plenty of time for brain eating *after* you take over earth.

[Bwaha]

What is this brain eating you speak of? Are you referring to Illithids for the ethical treatment of amphibians? In other continuum's there is a group of humans called P-E-T-A. This stands for people for the ethical treatment of animals. So I don't get your comments. Please clairify.

[GrudgeBringer]

Sore Loser...

You attacked early and it really doesn't matter one way or the other.

I was beat as soon as I saw I was hemmed in. I gave notice and thats that.

All YOU have to do is spend the time to take my few remaining Provinces.

I am having Fun just screwing around with ULM, His Prentender AND Prophet are dead now and he will be spending a lot of time chasing me around. But sooner or later Ulm will prevail and I will go on to another game.

So don't make it personal, its a game and once you make it personal it ceases to be a game and becomes something else.

Your integrity, That doesn't matter to me either as its all subjective.

[Bwaha]

Okay guys, take it easy, its just a game. We are here to have fun. Thanks.