Ye Olde Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - Page 111

Taz-in-Space · #**1101** June 13th, 2002, 06:34 PM

Ouch! It's good that Taz is a fast healing cartoon character

Now isn't it a pity that a honest, hardworking, lovable, (modest?) Taz can't enjoy a free beer in peace?

If you don't stop picking on the customers this place might just go bankrupt!

Fyron · #**1102** June 13th, 2002, 11:29 PM

This place is dangerous. Luckily, Fyron had on his personal cloaking device, and so was able to watch the chaos unmolested.

Gryphin · #**1103** June 14th, 2002, 01:02 AM

:: Leaning in the doorway, An expression of great sorrow for GT's cash flow plight on my face, It looks more like gales of laughter, Tosses a cup of putris smelliing sticky powder on tigga as he molest dogscoff ::

Growltigga · #**1104** June 14th, 2002, 01:08 AM

PS Tigga rifles Dogscoff's wallet and nicks all his cash - he then jumps over the bar (cunningly avoiding all and every trap), grabs the cantina till (shredding his tab in the process) and shoots back into the rafters

Chardo Mon · #**1105** June 14th, 2002, 01:11 AM

::

Strolling over the hillside, from the old Eire canal, towards where THE BEST cantina there is, humming softly, lightly, happily. Off ahead in the distance Chardo sees smoke slowly rising and drifting in the distant wind.::

::Later and closer, Chardo sees smoke coming from the cantina itself!!!!

What the...

I
leave for a week and look what's happened! Smashed roses, burnt rafters, metal bits and
bobs everywhere, shredded paper and pictures everywhere, giant magnetic crane, spilt
beer (shame that is, at least it is not Guinness) and, sniff, sniff, what's that odd dog like
smell!!! Look here, Pooh tracks walking in, and running out. Sigh..... The kids have been
playing.

The cantina looks a bit like the history of a small, over played SEIV map.::

::Chardo turns and walks back to the canal. Maybe I'll just try this one more time. Poor
Pooh never knew what happened

::

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tesco samoa · #**1106** June 14th, 2002, 01:20 AM

poor dogscoff. Get molested and then all his money stolen. At least he still has his shotgun and drinks. Tesco joins dogscoff and hopes that Spain loses there next match.

Growltigga · #**1107** June 14th, 2002, 01:30 AM

oh, Dogscoff still has his shotgun, but he may need help in retrieving it if you see what I mean.

PS due to no cash, tonight is the first night in over a week where I actually am staying in and not getting extremely drunk in the more sordid sections of Japan - I hope the current Mrs GT doesn't see this post

Gryphin · #**1108** June 14th, 2002, 01:33 AM

:: Holding my nose at the stench eminating from the rafters, Is it dirty socks? Nope, it is tigga and the stinky sticky powder ::

Growltigga · #**1109** June 14th, 2002, 01:38 AM

Gryphin, with your appalling eyesight, I am afraid to say that you missed with your nasty chemical based attack (isn't chemical warfare Banned under all reasonable and civilised conventions)

You actually hit poor old Dogscoff who battered, bruised, violated and also falsetto, is now curled up on the floor smelling like Tesco's troUsers!

Chardo Mon · #**1110** June 14th, 2002, 01:40 AM

: Chardo Mon, whistling softly, remembering the old days...... Recalling also that we all sometimes get off track a bit. Really, No Problem Mon.

Quote:

Originally posted by Growltigga:
Second, welcome to the Galactic Bar & Grill and Phong's Head Cantina. The purpose of this thread is to provide a place for all you busy SEIV afficionados and forum lurkers out there to get some OT relief, have a half of shandy and exchange some chat with fellow lurkers - in short, a general discussion thread.

Third, everybody is welcome, even Tesco Samoa

Uuhhh... eee..errrmm.... how's zat go?? Oh yea.. aahemm

EEENNNNGGGLLLUUNNNDDDD!!!!!!
Errrr... ahh... hey! I'm Dutch (250 years ago)! What did I just do????

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