The Race to Insanity and Beyond!

[RudyHuxtable]

Spam is good. Spam is tasty. I will add Spam to the menu at the Hut!

[Jack Simth]

Hey! The name changed!

[NullAshton]

Spam is good!

[Jack Simth]

Need a spork to eat it with, though.

[NullAshton]

You can also eat it with your hands. Or claws, if you're like me.

[narf poit chez BOOM]

SpamBarf! Now with 50% better taste!

[AMF]

http://www.mailmsg.com/SPAM_python.htm


Monty Python Spam Song

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag.
Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Think, Narf. Don't looney out. It would go much better *HERE*.

There's a hole in the middle of the sea,
There's a hole in the middle of the sea,

There's a hole, there's a hole, there's a hole in the middle of the sea;

There's a log in the hole in the middle of the sea,
There's a log in the hole in the middle of the sea,

There's a log, there's a log, there's a log, in the hole in the middle of the sea;

There's a bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea,
There's a bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea,

There's a bump, there's a bump, there's a bump, on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea;

There's a frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea,
There's a frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea,

There's a frog, there's a frog, there's a frog, on the bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea;

There's a fly on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea,
There's a fly on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea,

There's a fly, there's a fly, there's a fly, on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea;

There's a wing on the fly on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea,
There's a wing on the fly on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea,

There's a wing, there's a wing, there's a wing, on the fly on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea;

There's a flea on the wing on the fly on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea,
There's a flea on the wing on the fly on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea,

There's a flea, there's a flea, there's a flea, on the wing on the fly on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea;

(Of course, you can get a lot more detailed than that. That just goes as far as the example I found to jog my memory. Where would modern entertainment be without travel songs? )

[RudyHuxtable]

Narf, you realize you actually took the time to type/cut/paste that entire post when you could have been doing something useless?

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

I've not been on the forums at all yesterday. I was experiencing severe withdrawal symptoms.