Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours - Page 114

mac5732 · #**1131** October 15th, 2002, 06:07 AM

Duke, Duke, Duke, of Earl..... ooooo hey, hey, hey, should have known it from the very start, keep away from run-a-round Sue.......
(Mac singing, out of key of course,) Mac's medicine is starting to kick in again, as he starts cranking out some sounds....,

He also spies the Infamous Gryphin, Records his most blessed renditions of BUddy Holly, Dion and more, grabs his new Music Defiler Strapping Sticky MusicIzer... aims at the Gryphin, shoots, wham, the Gryphin how is covered in sticky goo with a CD, playing, Mac singing all the top ten hits from the 60's,, he frantically tries to undo himself from this wonderful, beautiful singing voice, but to no avail, he is stuck for the duration with at least one encorre......

Singing Mac, in his hospital bed, brewskis in each hand, surrounded by adoring Liz Hurly Look a Like FBW's...... all singing.....

Taz-in-Space · #**1132** October 15th, 2002, 07:12 AM

...Taking advantage of the distraction provided by Dogscoff, Taz 'borrows' GT's red hot poker cannon and looks around quickly for a place to hide it...
...When no fool-proof hiding place is seen our intrepid Taz EATS it!

...Soon smoke is pouring out of poor Taz's mouth and he looks for something (almost anything) to drink...

Grabing the nearest drink bottles, he proceeds to try to extinguish the fire raging within...

...Unfortunatly the alcohol only increases his distress. ( Alcohol does burn! )

Fire now belching from his maw, the now fire breathing Taz sats alight the bar, including the bar tabs, and anything else within 10-12 feet.

The now red-hot fire-breathing Taz begins to chase GT, figuring that the boss will know how to put out the flames...

Growltigga · #**1133** October 15th, 2002, 11:05 AM

Growltigga, pursued by the hirsute inflammable antipodean barman, reaches into his pocket and pulls out the remote controil for the red hot poker hand cannon......

he triggers it and watches Taz yelp in pain as the entire magazine of 5 red hot pokers, shoot oout of Taz's nether regions, from the inside out, the flames are extinguished and Taz settles down, burnt, sore but happier for it but with extremely tender tender regions.......

Right Taz, as you have destroyed all tabs, it is only fair that you cough up for the 767,000 minerals outstanding through the accounts... I will take it off your pay, that means with your bonus and backdated wages, you owe me 766,494 minerals... how are you going to settle up (and dont stick your tongue out at me)?

Growltigga does Gryphin a favour by walking over to Mac and bashing him into silence with a large mallet

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Growltigga · #**1134** October 15th, 2002, 02:21 PM

Growltigga scratches his head and asks Dogscoff why all of his anthropomorphic personifications, and large genetically modified hench-beasts and experiments, all hav celtic/gaelic names?

we have had ruargh, diarmid and now hamish!!

are you in love with the corrs or something?

dogscoff · #**1135** October 15th, 2002, 02:47 PM

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Growltigga scratches his head and asks Dogscoff why all of his anthropomorphic personifications, and large genetically modified hench-beasts and experiments, all hav celtic/gaelic names?

we have had ruargh, diarmid and now hamish!!

are you in love with the corrs or something?

Well, the squid were of Irish descent (Dermott, Ruraigh and Sinead) and the Penguins are all Scots. I would advise you not to take the piss out of Hamish's kilt. I also have two giant laser powered Rock Salmon called Gwyneth and Davyd and a mile-high Gamma ray-squirting mutant Sea-Urchin named Ahmed.

My army of shrimp mini-ninja assassins are all called Wayne (for simplicity, there are over 300,000 of them at the moment) and I also have a half an EEE called Eric.

Growltigga · #**1136** October 15th, 2002, 02:56 PM

"La dee da, tee hee hee
It's eric the half an EEE
doh ray me, one two three
Eric the half an EEE
I love this little demi-EEE
fast asleep upon my knee
I love him, semi-carnally
Eric the half an EEE"

cue whistling fading and panning left

I will have to introduce you to my pack of killer mongoose, they are all called 'Reginald" except for the one with the two black eyes who is called "Ranjit"...

dogscoff · #**1137** October 15th, 2002, 02:59 PM

Sorry, beat you to it in the "Can anyone sing?" thread:

A one, two. A one, two, three, four...

{Spoken}

Half an EEE, philosophically,
Must, ipso-facto, half not be.
But since an EEE is energy,
It can't be measured countably. D'you see?

So can an EEE be said to be
Or not to be an entire EEE
When half the EEE is not an EEE
Due to some ancient injury?

{Singing}

La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half an EEE.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half an EEE.

Does this wretched demi-EEE,
This non-corporeal entity,
Have only one polarity?
No! it's Eric the half an EEE.

Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
Eric the half an EEE.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the half an EEE.

I love this brotherly specie,
Bisected accidentally,
When signing a partnership treaty,
I loved him carnally.

mac5732 · #**1138** October 15th, 2002, 03:07 PM

and they talk about my singing, sheeesssse

Growltigga · #**1139** October 15th, 2002, 03:12 PM

I wasn't showing myself to be TOO sad a bugger by making up lines in a Monty Python song about a dissected SEIV stock AI......

What is it going to be next? "Sit on my face and Ukra Tel me that you love me"?, "I'm a Drushocka and I'm OK", "I like Vrees, they only come up to your knees"? "Let me sing you a Phong to love?"

dogscoff · #**1140** October 15th, 2002, 03:23 PM

That was a fun thread. I should bump it.

I guess I'd have to com up with a new song first though. Robbie Wiliams?

"... I'm lovin' Minerals instead,
and through it aaaaaaall, they pay for my contruction,
with maintanence reduction,
I can afford to pay it all..."

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