Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours

[Growltigga]

Growltigga, being a music lover, pulls out his trusty Walter PPK and puts 2 rounds through Dogscoff's forehead

[dogscoff]

*Dogscoff pulls the two rounds of PPK out of his armour plated forehead, dissolves them in water and drinks the lot in one.

A strange look immediately passes over his face.
He sings half a verse of the "Rawhide" theme and then keels over on to the floor, snoring.

[Growltigga]

Cripes, thank gods he has passed out, after Mac has given us his Paul Anka rendition and Dogscoff's appalling bastardisations of some of my favourite tunes, what is it going to be next? Taz singing his favourite Perry Como rendition, Ragnarok regaling us with Steps numbers? Raging Deadstar performing as Britney Spears a la schoolgirl outfit, Saxon grooving on to Celine Dion, Gryphin doing his famous Elvis impression (ie dead),

[mac5732]

...DUKE, DUKE, DUKE OF EARL.....,,.DUKE, DUKE, DUKE OF EARL...... WHEN I.....

PS. you should have been in the SE4 chat room Last night on trillian, we were singing up a storm.... oh ya......

[ October 15, 2002, 15:33: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

[Growltigga]

Growltigga turns round and puts 2 rounds from his PPK into Mac's colostomy bag...

Lordy, thinks the Tigga, the next person who sings in this cantina is REALLY going to get it

[tesco samoa]

Viking kittens...

http://www.rathergood.com/vikings/

[Gryphin]

I only sing in the shower.
The tunes are by Marty Robbins, "Big Iron", and Jonny Horton
And I'm not dead yet

[TerranC]

[Raging Deadstar]

*Walks calmly up to Growltigga, taps on his shoulder and promptly pulls out a 12 gauge shotgun and points it in between GT's eyes.*

"NEVER, EVER, EVEN CONSIDER, ME DOING ANY POP SONG, ESPECIALLY BRITNEY SPEARS!! "

Hey, at least i'm not singing!!!

Smiles as Taz runs round in a frenzy to collect all the money needed to pay back GT.

"How about you sell hamish to the mc'vities biscuit corp as there new spokesperson for penguin biscuits, then busk to make the rest of the money?"

*Taz nods, slobbering, then runs outside with a guitar, a lot of tourists gather round. Taz strums the guitar and shouts out.*

"YACHETY SHMACETY ROOOOOOOAAAAR BLURP!" The tourists drop lots of valuables and run for their lives, taz collects his "earnings" and deposits them on the bar for growltigga!

"Ummm taz, thats not really busking!" Taz shrugs and goes back outside to fleece the next few customers

[dogscoff]

Viking kittens...

http://www.rathergood.com/vikings/

Oh that is so very very cool...