Ye Olde Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina

[Growltigga]

Originally posted by [K126]Mephisto:
Lets see what we can do

Esel, if you guys cant beat the USA....

you will never be able to hold your heads high in civilised company again

the honour of europe is at stake

[Gryphin]

Honerable GrowlTigga
By threatening to leave the forum on one specific issue, you concede defeat on that one issue not on a global scale. You have lost that battle, not the war. I have not doubt that you will win in almost any exchange of banter. In terms of a battle of wits, I have already conceded that to you when I handed you the crown, (and paid your tab). I have lost almost every battle. I have lost the war. People who know me will tell you it takes a lot to admit that. I do not give in until I know I can’t win. Your intellect and the humor / banter it spawns is more than I can compete with.

However, you cannot beat me more than half the time on a logic level. When you threaten to quit the forum if accused of something it logically follows that you have admitted to being unable to fight that battle any longer. You have admitted you have lost that battle. As gentlemen, we will not test your resolve.

If you ever load your empire and fleet and actually play your turns I will beat you there as well. You already know I am hard enough.

If I have rubbed your fur the wrong way I do wish to apologies.

[Growltigga]

Well, I am not sure that I have conceded any issue or indeed lost any battle...

I have simply expressed my extreme discomfort with Mac's wicked suggestion that I, or any anthropomorphic personification I have, would even consider donning a stetson and partaking in the heinous art of line dancing..

it is a bit like anyone casting dispersions on your honour.. not something you generally like

in this circumstance, I draw the line at repeat suggestions

[Gryphin]

GrowlTigga,
Ok, I follow. We will just have to find another button to push somewhare under that singed PPB covered tangled mess.

[ June 17, 2002, 15:54: Message edited by: The High Gryphin ]

[Growltigga]

oh, you mean under this detachable catsuit I wear when I am in GT persona? not a problem as it is machine washable...

you see that unlike you, I can take off and clean my embarassing body hair

[Growltigga]

AHHHHHAHHHHHRRGGGGHHHHHHH

what is worse than (i) the old 10,000 volts through the happy sacks scam or (ii) the USA football team progressing to the quarter finals?

shall I tell you? it is your wife wanting to come along to the world's premier sporting events with you... the current Mrs Gt has just decided that "football isn't so bad after all, after all, that Beckham is a bit tasty" and that she thinks "Japan must be a nice place to visit and I have heard the shopping is excellent"

cheeky trout has also hinted that I should pay for it (this girl is a successful lawyer too... I am the one dreading the yen covnersion rate on my next credit card bill)

A whip round would be gratefully appreciated

[mac5732]

GT, all I can say is ROFL , the tigga in a stetson, brings tears to my old eye balls....ROFL, tears streaming down my old countenance......

UUUUU SSSSSS AAAAAA
UUUUU SSSSSS AAAAAA

just some ideas mac

[ June 17, 2002, 17:15: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

[Growltigga]

Mac, imagine a hulking 180cm 100 kilo Growltigga looming over you whilst gently revving a 80cm double serrated Husqevarna chainsaw... mention any juxtaposition of tigers and stetsons again and this will be the Last thing you see....

remember, always be polite to English people, whilst we are urbane on the surface, underneath our fierce warrior heritage is only waiting to explode and in any event, having your limbs removed with a chainsaw tends to offend

Your insinuation that I 'square dance' is simply a wild stab in the dark which is, I might point out, exactly what you will be getting if you make that insinuation again... think of Mrs Mac, think of your children and grandchildren, do you want them to be deprived of their partner/dad/grandad?

The USA will get murdered by Germany.....

ENGAAALLAANNDD ENGAAALLANNDS ENGALLLLLAAAANDD

[ June 17, 2002, 17:28: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

[Gryphin]

Looking at macs palm, checking his life line. Hmm, seems to be shrinking. Mac, "just some friendly advice, Let the Wookie / kitty win"

[Growltigga]

Hey, I just noticed that someone gave me a "1" rating

I had 16 votes for an average of about 4.3 and now someone else has voted and knocked me down to 3.69?

should I cry or be delighted?