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June 20th, 2007, 11:21 AM
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I had a flat tire a couple weeks ago, and spent 2.5 hours on the side of the road trying to replace it (the old tire was rust-welded to the axel)...and not a single person stopped. Hundreds of vehicles passed, not a single one stopped. 
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June 20th, 2007, 05:12 PM
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Funny story, the last time I had a flat, I was wearing a dress & high heels and no one stopped for me either.
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June 20th, 2007, 06:13 PM
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Obviously you were not wearing a dress and high heel shoes!
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Ah yes, that must have been the issue!
Come to think of it, I may not have stopped for me either; whereas a woman in dress and high-heels...damn right I'd stop! 
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June 21st, 2007, 10:45 AM
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So, AgentZero were there any car wrecks? Are you going to tell the funny story or leave us wondering?
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June 22nd, 2007, 01:24 PM
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I present One of the most absurd fanfics ever.
The best part is, it was written that way, so you don't have to shudder at horrid writing.
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If I only could remember half the things I'd forgot, that would be a lot of stuff, I think - I don't know; I forgot!
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June 24th, 2007, 01:17 AM
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Well the other day I went up the mountain with my nephew so he could play in the snow. Someone else had already built a snowman so while my nephew played, his mother and grandmother watched him, I stuck two more arms on the snowman. I couldn't give him any hands but at least he had four arms  |
July 13th, 2007, 09:29 PM
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Finally! A horoscope I can get behind! The Daily Humorscope
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Libra (September 22 - October 22)
Today you will find a small speckled egg, shimmering a little, in the fireplace. If you keep it warm in a 350 degree oven for 3 weeks, it will hatch into a small dragon, and then eat you.
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October 2nd, 2007, 10:29 PM
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Sheldon: The Daily Comic Strip - Ranges from sarcastic to sardonic to bitter frosting on a cup of bitter with bitter sprinkles to lighthearted - All without changing tone.
And it's hilarious.
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