Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours

[Raging Deadstar]

Originally posted by tesco samoa:
Viking kittens...

http://www.rathergood.com/vikings/

That.... That is what the interent was made for!!!

[Taz-in-Space]

...As dogscoff was kind enough to lend Taz the services of Hamish, Taz gives Dogscoff his super-duper ACME cellphone. Said phone is capable of calling 100 trillion numbers per Nano-second. With luck, Dogscoff will dial the correct number sometime within the next millenium.

Taz then teaches Hamish to break-dance and begins to take him from town to town to perform...

The wiser towns and cities quickly decide to create a 'Save the Taz' fund. Donations start to really pour into this fund after the first two towns that Hamish performed in are designated radioactive disaster areas...

Taz also decides to police the parking lot of all those abandoned Battle Moons and other vehicles left there too long by thier owners...

Our brave Tasmanian also charges the planet for stopping the invasion of the much feared Viking Kitten Horde. This was done by getting them drunk and pairing them off with Dogscoff's Ninja Shrimp...
&#1 (any resulting offspring will be sold to the highest bidder!)&#1

After totaling the reciepts of all of the above, Taz notes that he is taking in about 50,000 Minerals a month - at this rate It will only be a little over a year til the bar tabs are paid.

[Gryphin]

Fire works worthy of the Cantinna
http://www.maylin.net/Fireworks.html

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Gryphin:
Fire works worthy of the Cantinna
http://www.maylin.net/Fireworks.html

Those are very nice. Whoever made that did a great job.

[Gryphin]

:: Gryphin thanks the Mighty Kat, Watches the bar tabs burn, Shrugs out of his skin, ::
Wonders why nobody remembers that Gryphins are Part Lion, Part Eagle, and the tail of a Snake. Snakes shed their skin, Through bio engineering, this gryphin sheds everything.
:: Takes the CD, Hones a sharp edge on it, Places weights to give it mass, Throws it like a shriken straight at macs left wrist, The watches as he yelps and drops the brewsky, Splash on the floor ::
:: The Gryphin Gryrins ::

[dogscoff]

Taz, I'm guessing you don't have that kind of money lying around, so you'll have to come up with a way of making a lot of cash very quickly.

I don't know if it would be helpful at all, but I can lend you a slightly used (minor damage) 800ft tall radioactive penguin. His name's Hamish and he's mostly house-trained. I'm sure you could think of some way of turning a profit from him.

*Having previously destroyed the barmat with Pagan Shiela Sixtits' number on, Dogscoff goes back to desperately typing in 44 digit phone numbers.

So far I'm up to 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000012

[mac5732]

enjoy http://www.newgrounds.com/assassin/hamster/

put mouse over each, when done go clik on assassin , find osma bin ladin, clik, go about half way down, find his dance hits or Favorites

enjoy

just some ideas mac

[dogscoff]

Dammit Mac! That Assassin link just sent me into some wierd Porn popup. I don't appreciate that kind of practical joke, I could get into a lot of trouble.

[Growltigga]

Yeah, Mac, that was not funny - I clicked on the link and the firewall popped up with my IT guy about 3 minutes behind it. Not funny at all.... I am now being told I am on the 'watch' list and even showing them the Viking Kittens couldn't ameliorate this...

Growltigga summons Barry, calls up his hunting companions and gives Mac about 3 seconds to make appropriate reparations before he gets hunted inot extinction

[dogscoff]

*Dogscoff takes a jar of shrimp mini-ninja assassins and loosens the lid...