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December 12th, 2007, 08:03 AM
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Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
I think it's men thinking with something other than their heads that is the problem.
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December 12th, 2007, 03:10 PM
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Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
No, it's even easier then that... It's a joke!!!  |
December 17th, 2007, 11:17 PM
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Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
When you see this on your way out the door in the morning...
...go back in and have another cup of coffee. It's probably not gonna be a good day!
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December 18th, 2007, 11:12 PM
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Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 300 employees and has the following statistics?
30 have been accused of spousal abuse.
9 have been arrested for fraud
14 have been accused of writing bad cheques.
95 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses.
4 have done time for assault.
55 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit.
12 have been arrested on drug related charges.
4 have been arrested for shoplifting.
16 are currently defendants in lawsuits.
62 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year!
Can you guess which organization this is?
It is the 301 MP's in the Canadian Parliament!
The same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws designed to keep
the rest of us in line?!
Which one did you vote for?
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Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future.
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December 19th, 2007, 12:21 AM
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Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
I would think having a criminal record would disqualify one for public office.
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December 19th, 2007, 05:56 PM
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It probably depends on the severity of the crime committed.
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December 19th, 2007, 08:33 PM
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Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
Well, yeah. I mean, parking tickets are nowhere near assault.
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If I only could remember half the things I'd forgot, that would be a lot of stuff, I think - I don't know; I forgot!
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December 31st, 2007, 11:48 PM
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Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
Moral of this picture: Never piss of a guy with a backhoe!
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Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
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Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is that little voice at the end of the day that says "I'll try again tomorrow".
Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future.
Download the Nosral Confederacy (a shipset based upon the Phong) and the Tyrellian Imperium, an organic looking shipset I created! (The Nosral are the better of the two [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Grin.gif[/img] )
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