Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours

[TerranC]

Originally posted by Growltigga:
"YOU..DONT...GET..TIGERS...IN....BORNEO"

No... and yes.

I heard there used to be Borneo tigers, but they went also heard they went EXTINCT.

Correct me if I am wrong but didn't the British Elite made it a habit to collect exotic items during the imperial times?

*Ahem*

Also, to anybody that cares:
This will be my Last post until I move to Montreal and get set up; so if you have a message for me or something like such; please forget about it and never bring it up till next month.

Happy debating on US and UK judicial systems and Geography of Southeastern Asian Islands.

[mac5732]

have a good and safe move TerranC, see ya when you get back,, also we'll hold a free drink of 2 for you on Dogscoff's tab,, J(unless the Taz tests them for posterity, then we'll just put them on his tab)

just some ideas mac

[PaladinOfEarth]

:: Idily takes mac's knight, Coughs lightly when mac orders a "Coors", Shows his teeth as mac takes a huge swig of Old Nut Hen Brown Ale ::

[ July 16, 2002, 18:05: Message edited by: PaladinOfEarth ]

[DirectorTsaarx]

Originally posted by Growltigga:

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Originally posted by DirectorTsaarx:
we LOVE it when a prisoner incriminates himself

You are right there. I did some summer service in the magistrates court years and years ago. This nutter of a man was in the dock for aggravated assault (about 4 nervous policemen standing around him and me in my nikes) and the beak tells nutter he is guilty and he is going down. Nutter says he is repentant and then asks for 182 other offences of aggagravated assault and grievous boldily harm to be taken into account. El Beako looks a bit shocked (I am in starter postions aimed at the exit), and asks nutter is they were all assault charges. Nutter says "He finks so but he wasn't sure cos some of them couldn't move afterwards"

Laugh? I did when I made it out of the building

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Ahhhh... stupid criminal stories... my favorite was the would-be bank robber who decided to knock over a bank directly across from a US Government office on payday (since they'd have lots of cash on hand for those government worker paychecks). Well, he pulls a gun, informs the teller he's robbing the bank, and hears dozens of guns drawn & multiple voices yell "Freeze!" The poor sap had chosen to hold up the bank across from an FBI building on a day when lots of FBI agents would be cashing their paychecks. Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time!

Terran - good luck with the move!

[DirectorTsaarx]

I noticed on another thread (which contains a great deal of emotional debate that I don't care to soil my hands with) that Geo recently "discovered" cricket. Which gave me a thought (not necessarily a good one, but who cares, I've been drinking beer from Down Under again): this cantina needs a cricket team! Better, we need two teams so we can actually play a game (rather than sit around in uncomfortable uniforms & complain about old sports injuries) - that sorry excuse for a bar across the street is too American to understand the sport. They'd probably try to use a round bat and 4 bases...

[Taz-in-Space]

Taz, finishing up a Last few details on the new 'fish tank', takes a moment to taste test a few beers. Have to keep the liquid stock up to par - you never know when we might get some watered down brews! {nasty job, but someone has to do it }

Now that the gang has all appeared maybe it's time to PARTY!!

[Puke]

puke looks about, then stares at the keys to the '77 Allegro in front of him. Not a dreadnaught, but...

he produces a flask from his jacket, pours Geo a shot of whiskey, and raises a toast:

to War, Strife, and Brawl. or to the First Round, wherever it went. either one.

Cheers, and let the angry mob stay outside the doors.

[Gryphin]

:: Steps in from out of the sun, Trips over a chair, Picks himself up and gets a glass of greatfruit juice, Joins the toast in the name of peace ::
Paladin, you are up early and "Brandy" before 9am? < phew >.
Suggestion: Play SE. I have seen your paint jobs, Don't go there.

[geoschmo]

Hey now Tsaarx, a cricket team would be a smashing idea! It would give me a chance to learn the finer points of the game.

As far as the other thread goes, I hope Gt feels as I do that it's all the jibes are in fun. I rather enjoy pulling the old cats tail, wot? And as far as the emotions go, it's been calm in there relative to some of the bruhaha's I have had occasion to witness watching the House of Commons debates on the telly.

Bartender, a drink for Gt please, I'm buying. No restrictions against drinking on duty 'eh Gt? What'll you have? A nice saucer of milk maybe?

Geoschmo

[Gryphin]

Juxtaposes:
Geo's use of the word "Smashing" and "cricket bat shaped head wounds "
Wonders if they are related and if this is part of the game of criket.