Ye Olde Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina

[tesco samoa]

That's great. So how many countries have you been too now.

[Growltigga]

this year? in the Last 6 months I have been to USA (Arizona, Utah, Massachusetts, California and New York), France, Spain, Belgium, Germany, Eire, Japan and soon to be Indonesia

(and Singapore and the United Arab Emirates if you count the flights stopping off there)

[tesco samoa]

I like there style.

I believe the game has elvoled before our eyes.

WOW.

I never swear but

What the F*(*& can happen next

[Atrocities]

I am so devistated.

Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards Tie the Knot
Associated Press

LOS ANGELES (AP) - Charlie Sheen, one of Hollywood's best-known bachelors, has married actress Denise Richards, his publicist said.

Sheen and Richards were wed Saturday night at the home of producer Gary David Goldberg in Los Angeles, publicist Tracy Shaffer said Sunday.

It was the 36-year-old actor's second marriage and the first for his 29-year-old bride.

The couple wore custom-made Giorgio Armani designs. Richards dressed in a white satin gown with a plunging back; Sheen wore a two-button tuxedo.

Richards has appeared in the films ``Wild Things,'' ``Starship Troopers'' and the current ``Undercover Brother.'' She met Sheen while shooting the independent film ``Good Advice'' in 2000.

They began dating after Richards did guest spots on the sitcom ``Spin City,'' which stars Sheen.

Sheen's film credits include ``Platoon'' and ``Wall Street.'' He is the son of actor Martin Sheen of NBC's ``The West Wing.''

Copyright 2002 Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.

Why HIM Oh god why????

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Subject: PRISON

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit
more clear . .

IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for
yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.

So............... why is it again that we work ?

Remember folks, this is just a joke don't try this at home!
If you are at work, forward at your own risk.

[Gryphin]

Atrocities
My sweetheart had the same reaction.

I guess I will have to see Starship Troopers.

Edit: She just told me we will see it this weekend.

PS: Are you trying to push the thread over 1200 tonight?

[ June 19, 2002, 02:26: Message edited by: The High Gryphin ]

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THINGS I WISH I HAD KNOWN BEFORE
I WENT OUT INTO THE REAL WORLD......

Any and all compliments can be handled
by simply saying "Thank you."

Some people are working backstage, some
are playing in the orchestra, some are on-
stage singing, some are in the audience as
critics and some are there to applaud.
Know who and where you are.

Never give yourself a haircut after three
margaritas.

When baking, follow directions.
When cooking, go by your own taste.

Never continue dating anyone who is
rude to the waiter.

Never refuse a breath mint when offered.

You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct
tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use
WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.

If you tell a lie, don't believe it deceives only
the other person.

The five most essential words for a healthy,
vital relationship: "I apologize" and
"You are right".

Everyone seems normal until you get to
know them.

When you make a mistake, make amends
immediately. It's easier to eat crow while
it's still warm.

I've learned to pick my battles; I ask myself,
Will this matter one year from now? How
about one month? One week? One day?

If you woke up breathing, congratulations!
You have another chance!

Living as well as you can really is the best
revenge. Being miserable because of a bad
or former relationship just proves that the
other person was right about you.

Work is good but it's not that important.

Never underestimate the kindness of your
fellow man.

And finally... Being happy doesn't mean
everything's perfect, it just means you've
decided to see beyond the imperfections.

[tesco samoa]

1197.... thanks for joining everyone.

K-M do you have Tiggas empire let me know. If so please send it...

[Gryphin]

1198You are welcome. It will be a pleasure to thrash you all publickly. (after being beaten by tigga in the banter bash)

[ June 19, 2002, 02:34: Message edited by: The High Gryphin ]

[Growltigga]

1199 just checked FIFA protocol... stetsons and sad old American reprobates called Mac are expressly forbidden from getting anywhere near Japan.... and as for line dancing.... not unless it is Faith Hill and Shania Twain in the nude.....