Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by dogscoff:
*In light of the imminent withdrawal of all tab services, Dogscoff forms the "Cantina Credit Company."

Open an account with us and we will immediately pay for your drinks in cash, effectively allowing you to still have a tab. We will record your expenditure, add a moderate fee and collect your payment at the end of each month.
*Kerching*

How big is the fee that you are speaking of? I'll think about this offer.

[Growltigga]

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and this is a suitable time to mention to all you lovely folk out there in cantina land about the wonderful 'Growltigga Platinum Debit Card'.

For just a nominal annual fee, yes you you lucky punters can charge your drinks onto your GPDC. This is a quick and no-nonsense way of enjoying the many benefits of the cantina without the necessary expense of carrying all those heavy minerals.

YOu get a free balance transfer for the first 30 seconds, and the monthly interest rate of 2000% is as competitive as any on the market and fear not, you have a wonderful 7 days to pay off your balances in full each week to avoid being hunted down and eviscerated for being the debt ridden insolvent scum that you are..

This week's special offer with every GPDC successfully applied for are a 10 minutes conversation on Byzantine Choral Music with Taz, a large poster showing the Gryphin position, and a quick knee trembler with the FBW of your choice, and all this for only an initial fee of 100,000 minerals

Roll up roll up, ignore those loan sharking squid employing scumbags from down the road, sign up to a GPDC today and make a real man of yourself...

by the way...

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[ October 18, 2002, 17:15: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Growltigga:
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Heh, looks like I'm the only one thus far that has my payment in before the deadline.

[Growltigga]

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Ragnarok gets a free drink on the house for being a prompt payer, as well as a pair of expensive Nikes so that he has the edge next time he is pursued by the ravening horde

[ October 18, 2002, 17:23: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

[mac5732]

Hmm, Mac looks over the paper work on Dogscoff's new credit loan sharking enterprise. beat 2000%, I'll have to think about it a little more...

Mac, pulls out his scientific, enhancing, credit tab transformer mini modus crafty exchanger. He punches in some numbers, pushes a button, and Ta Da, his tab has now been transferred to the Gryphin's account. Mac's tab shows 0 balance, 0 Due.... He orders a brewski, pays his 20 minerals, walks over to his table and proceeds to read up on the 2 new loan sharking credit companies trying to entice the mineral poor members into high never ending interest loans

relaxing Mac

[Growltigga]

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AWOOGA AWOOGA THE IMPENDING CLOSURE OF ALL TABS IS ABOT TO HAPPEN - SETTLE UP OR FIND ALTERNATIVE MEANS OF PAYMENT OR YOU ARE DOOMED

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[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Growltigga:
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AWOOGA AWOOGA THE IMPENDING CLOSURE OF ALL TABS IS ABOT TO HAPPEN - SETTLE UP OR FIND ALTERNATIVE MEANS OF PAYMENT OR YOU ARE DOOMED

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If you don't do that... I may be able to lend you my new nikes to help some of you run for your lives.

Edit: What am I talking about? You guys never helped me when I was being chased. I'm keeping my nikes to myself.

[ October 18, 2002, 17:51: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]

[Growltigga]

ZEEERRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ALL TABS ARE CLOSED, TAZ, ONLY ACCEPT CASH PAYMENTS OR GROWLTIGGA PLATINUM CREDIT CARDS

An accounting will be had, anyone with cash outstanding will be slaughtered mercilessly

[Ragnarok]

I offer my condolences to all the ones that are about to witness first hand the wrath of GT.
.....Not... This should be a fun chase...

[Raging Deadstar]

*Raging Deadstar happliy walks in to the cantina, knowing full well that he hasn't used a tab. smiles craftily as dogscoff, who for some reason has a shark mask on, is fleecing the cantina customers*

"Hi Rags" RD shouts merrily, And sits down next to him by a fence in the parking lot. The overdue members of the cantina are all lined up, GT is sitting happliy behind them mounted on barry with his party of cartoon heroes, fbw's weilding electronic devices and a whole horde of ninja shrimps and mongooses.

"This should be a good chase!" exclaims rags as he pulls out some binoculars and a card with a bet on for who will survive longest.
RD smiles and cashes in a bet with GT.
"Hmm i'm going for gryphin, he's a crafty customer"

also gt women are a sport, it's called "bird watching" up here and it can let you pass many merry hours.

*The chase is let loose and the in debt cantina regulars run for their lives, this could be fun!*