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[NullAshton]

That's what I get for buying the used daleks...

Ashton goes to persuade Phil to release the furry beats on Strategia.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

shaking his head, the yellow glow disappears from Strategia's eyes.

"Phew. Somebody must've slipped a drop of The Abomination into that mineral water. That gives me an idea....."

talking into a comms device, Strategia returns to the safety of the bathroom. Moments later, the Cantina entrance bursts open as all surviving Salagull veterans come flying through.

Wildly trying to avoid the shots fired from patrons' pistols, they unleash their payloads, and gallon upon gallon of The Unnamable Brew rains down upon the patrons, who start to dissolve.....

[NullAshton]

Ashton whistles as he takes out a pocket Infinite Improbability Generator, and presses the big red button on it. The Salagull veterans mysteriously turns into canned grape sodas, and fall to the ground harmlessly. He then decides to stay in the bar, ready to press the button again.

[El_Phil]

A small 'click' is heard coming from El Phil's pocket There is a pregnant pause.....



Nothing happens and the patrons let out their held breath. Then the roof of the cantina caves in as several dozen drop pods smash through it. Each pod bursts open to reveal a squad of heavily armed pandas carrying plungers and large bags. As one they rush into the toilets.

As the dust settles on the side of the pods the immortal legend "Emergency Plumbers" can dimly be made out.

[Suicide Junkie]

SJ walks in carrying a large package, and goes about unpacking it near his personal table. As the dust clears, a plaque can be seen on the wall, bearing a dark coloured, slightly inconspicuous feline head.

SJ sits below, grinning as if a 4th-place replacement player had, in a single turn, managed to slaughter 75% of the first place player's military in a PBW game.

A round of Brewskis for everyone, on me!

[douglas]

Most impressive, SJ, but I'm afraid it just isn't quite up to my standards for causing mayhem from an initially inferior position. Why, I was all the way down at 10th place when I joined...

Douglas wanders off, lost in musings about turn 2409.6 of PBW game Shattered Hopes with its 29 "Star Destroyed" log messages

[NullAshton]

Hehe, that was sweet.

[Renegade 13]

That hurt!

[douglas]

And now, almost 70 turns later, it's me vs Glyn and we both launch major attacks exactly simultaneously. This is going to be... interesting. Hmm, I do have the speed advantage thanks to Propulsion Experts, so I could track down and destroy his fleet eventually, but all the fighting would be in my space. My economy can take some major hurt though, and I might end up with a significant fleet left to attack a comparatively defenseless foe. On the other hand, his economy can't take anywhere near as much damage as mine can, so mutual destruction might favor me... This is going to require serious thought. Now if only I'd waited just one more turn...

[NullAshton]

The Kyoryu Imperium donates a system gravitational shield to the B&G, so that douglas and his fleet of sun crushers shall not damage this fine facility. Now gimme free drinks.