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Old March 21st, 2005, 02:14 PM
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Old March 21st, 2005, 02:38 PM
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Old March 21st, 2005, 03:41 PM
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/me hands out two tennis rackets and a tennis ball.
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Old March 21st, 2005, 03:47 PM
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Ashton starts attacking Narf with the tennis rackets.

StrategiaInUltima, you start throwing the tennis ball at him.
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Old March 22nd, 2005, 03:43 AM
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Old March 22nd, 2005, 04:24 AM
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/me squishes Ashton into a goey paste.
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Old March 22nd, 2005, 05:13 AM
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Strategia slices the tennis ball into two parts and puts the Ashton goo inside it, then closes it. He then goes on to take the two tennis rackets into one hand and thwacks the ball at mind-boggling speeds at the tiny mouse with the massive hammer. (Yes, somebody's read HHGTTG - a lot of times)

The ball hits the ground where the mouse stood when the ball got its forward motion, but the mouse jumped back two inched to antagonize the twin-tennis-racket-wielding Joint Chief. The ball hits the ground, and explodes. Ashton goo is propelled everywhere, and crawls rapidly towards the tiny furry white creature. It covers the creature, and a human form appears as the squealing gets louder.

When all the life force is transferred from Narf back to Ashton, Ashton stands firmly and healthily atop a smoking scorchmark, which was once a small furrry white creature with a giant hammer.

And they lived happily ever after - well, except Narf of course.
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That was weird.
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Yeah, having your body reconstituted from a Narf's life energy is generally perceived as a weird experience.
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Old March 22nd, 2005, 01:34 PM
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NullAshton burps up Narf's hammer.

Anyone want this?
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