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March 23rd, 2005, 10:50 PM
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Re: Spam!
'Oh, hi, it's me again. I integrated all of myselfs in other dimensions a while ago.'
Within seconds, the spaceways are crowded with a number of Narf's equal to X*1, X being a percentage of infinity. Soon, space is crowded with the strangest assortment of personal weaponry and transportation seen in X*1/N years, N being infinity.
About half a second after that, Strategia is atomized and turned into a frizbee.
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March 24th, 2005, 09:06 AM
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Re: Spam!
As Strategia has been turned into a frisbee, the guided cream pie now follows a flying object. Cleverly manipulating air flows, Stratefrisbee moves to behind Narf.
The cream pie hit and erased all the copy-cat Narfs.....
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March 24th, 2005, 09:30 AM
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Re: Spam!
Sorry Narf! At least you're still alive!
Ashton grabs StrategiaInUltima, and throws him to a dog.
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March 24th, 2005, 09:48 AM
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Re: Spam!
Stratefrisbee manipulates air flows again and zooms past the dog. He then moves on to annoy Ashton by flying close to his ears and getting away when he thrashes at him.
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March 24th, 2005, 09:51 AM
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Re: Spam!
Ashton gets so sick of the frisbee that he gets out his pulse cannon rifle and takes aim. The pulse misses barely, and Stratefrisbee believes it is time to run and get his own form back again.
Traveling to another dimension, the original Strategia is reinstated and returns, pretty pissed off.....
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March 24th, 2005, 03:44 PM
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In another dimension, a frisbee hits Ruatha's head.
-Thanks, atleast it's not a shoe!
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March 24th, 2005, 05:08 PM
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Re: In Limbo
* Narf's is mildly annoyed by a cream pie - But their work here is done, so they leave.
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If I only could remember half the things I'd forgot, that would be a lot of stuff, I think - I don't know; I forgot!
A* E* Se! Gd! $-- C-^- Ai** M-- S? Ss---- RA Pw? Fq Bb++@ Tcp? L++++
Some of my webcomics. I've got 400+ webcomics at Last count, some dead.
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March 24th, 2005, 05:14 PM
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Re: In Limbo
Charge up the WMG!
Has anyone noticed that Wave-Motion Guns have almost the same abbriviation as Weapons of Mass Destruction? WMDs, and WMGs...
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March 27th, 2005, 06:31 PM
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Re: In Limbo
/kerensky travells back to his orbital bombardment facility via transporter beam to think out his next act of mass destruction.....
While waiting, throws several kegs of Romulan Ale to the squabling creatures on the planet surface./
(couldn't resist the ST reference, just finished watching some.)
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March 29th, 2005, 04:23 AM
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WMG=Weapon of Mass Gooiness. A weapon that disintegrates organic matter into a pile of glop.
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